{"id":3947,"date":"2020-04-04T05:41:23","date_gmt":"2020-04-03T22:41:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=3947"},"modified":"2022-07-25T11:02:13","modified_gmt":"2022-07-25T16:02:13","slug":"new-duck-dynasty-inspired-line-of-canada-goose-winter-parkas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2020\/04\/04\/new-duck-dynasty-inspired-line-of-canada-goose-winter-parkas\/","title":{"rendered":"NEW! Duck Dynasty Inspired Line of Canada Goose Winter Parkas!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Are you a person from the \u201csquare states\u201d who wants to show off your newfound wealth without \u201closing touch with your roots\u201d? Did you just win the lottery or inherit money from your rich uncle? Have you traded in the old double-wide for a nice new fancy house in \u201cthat gated community\u201d? Do you now find yourself in need of a coat that says \u201clook at how much money I have\u201d for all of your new rich friends, while saying \u201cI\u2019m still down-home country town\u201d for when you come home for Thanksgiving?<\/span><\/p>\n

Then, oh boy, are these coats for you! Made out of the ducks your cousins killed last winter but wanted nothing to do with, our new line of coats cost at least five times as much as your average ridiculously expensive Patagonia, Moncler, or Arcteryx jacket, but you could never tell from the quality or style. They\u2019re like you in that way! One parka looks like a trash bag got dragged through the mud and then tossed through hay. Another style is just so terrible, that it will put your cousin Bob\u2019s neon waders to shame — but step into a wall street office and they will think that you look like a classy Justin Beiber. Is it Givanchy, Gucci, Balanciaga, Canada Goose, or you old hand-me-downs from 1972? No one will be able to tell and that is the true sign of high fashion these days.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

We here at Canada Goose strongly believe in our Canadian origins and values, but in light of our new partnership — and your current president — we have decided to let some of our values slide: most noticeably our values of kindness and acceptance. (We were told by our publicists that Americans were just worse people overall. It\u2019s okay, we\u2019re not expecting an apology, we just want you to buy our jackets.)<\/span><\/p>\n

So please, do yourself a favor and buy one of our newest winter parkas inspired by the lifestyle and values of contemporary American classic <\/span>Duck Dynasty<\/span><\/i>. We can\u2019t promise that you\u2019ll love it, but we can promise\u00a0 that other people will resent you for wearing it, and if that isn’t the entire point of our brand then I don\u2019t know what is.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Are you a person from the \u201csquare states\u201d who wants to show off your newfound wealth without \u201closing touch with your roots\u201d? Did you just win the lottery or inherit money from your rich uncle? Have you traded in the old double-wide for a nice new fancy house in \u201cthat gated community\u201d? Do you now find yourself in need of a coat that says \u201clook at how much money I have\u201d for all of your new rich friends, while saying \u201cI\u2019m still down-home country town\u201d for when you come home for Thanksgiving? Then, oh boy, are these coats for you! Made out of the ducks your cousins killed last winter but wanted nothing to do with, our new line of coats cost at least five times as much as your average ridiculously expensive Patagonia, Moncler, or Arcteryx jacket, but you could never tell from the quality or style. They\u2019re like you in that way! One parka looks like a trash bag got dragged through the mud and then tossed through hay. Another style is just so terrible, that it will put your cousin Bob\u2019s neon waders to shame — but step into a wall street office and they will think that you look like a classy Justin Beiber. Is it Givanchy, Gucci, Balanciaga, Canada Goose, or you old hand-me-downs from 1972? No one will be able to tell and that is the true sign of high fashion these days.\u00a0 We here at Canada Goose strongly believe in our Canadian origins and values, but in light of our new partnership — and your current president — we have decided to let some of our values slide: most noticeably our values of kindness and acceptance. (We were told by our publicists that Americans were just worse people overall. It\u2019s okay, we\u2019re not expecting an apology, we just want you to buy our jackets.) So please, do yourself a favor and buy one of our newest winter parkas inspired by the lifestyle and values of contemporary American classic Duck Dynasty. We can\u2019t promise that you\u2019ll love it, but we can promise\u00a0 that other people will resent you for wearing it, and if that isn’t the entire point of our brand then I don\u2019t know what is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":254,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3947"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/254"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3947"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3947\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5466,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3947\/revisions\/5466"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3947"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3947"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3947"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}