{"id":3922,"date":"2020-03-31T07:50:32","date_gmt":"2020-03-31T00:50:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=3922"},"modified":"2020-09-15T12:11:09","modified_gmt":"2020-09-15T05:11:09","slug":"with-university-moving-online-dealer-to-publish-issues-via-fax","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2020\/03\/31\/with-university-moving-online-dealer-to-publish-issues-via-fax\/","title":{"rendered":"With University Moving Online, Dealer To Publish Issues Via Fax"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">CHICAGO, IL \u2013 Representatives for the <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Shady Dealer <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">announced today that, despite the University of Chicago\u2019s move towards online classes, the paper would keep publishing, albeit in a different format. Effective immediately, new issues of the <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dealer <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">will be distributed by fax.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cWith the University moving classes to Zoom, we figured it was finally time to embrace modern technology,\u201d noted the paper\u2019s editors in a statement released Friday. \u201cThe coronavirus crisis has forced us to think creatively about how we distribute our issues, and we think we\u2019ve hit upon a solution that will finally bring the <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Shady Dealer<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> into the 20th century.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Among other factors, the <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dealer <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">touted convenience as key in the decision to adopt the fax-based format: \u201cEveryone has a fax machine, right? All UChicago students will have to do to read the <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dealer<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> is call us, ask us to fax them a copy, and then wait as their fax machine prints out eight pages slowly whilst making annoying beeping noises.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">When asked if the paper could benefit from switching to an Internet-based format, representatives for the <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dealer <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">took a skeptical tone. \u201cWe considered that, but we just aren\u2019t sure that enough of the student body owns modems. Besides, this whole internet thing is just a fad. Fax will allow us to send everyone physical copies of the <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Dealer<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, and that\u2019s the gold standard. Physical publishing will live forever.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Image Courtesy of Shutterstock<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CHICAGO, IL \u2013 Representatives for the Shady Dealer announced today that, despite the University of Chicago\u2019s move towards online classes, the paper would keep publishing, albeit in a different format. Effective immediately, new issues of the Dealer will be distributed by fax. \u201cWith the University moving classes to Zoom, we figured it was finally time to embrace modern technology,\u201d noted the paper\u2019s editors in a statement released Friday. \u201cThe coronavirus crisis has forced us to think creatively about how we distribute our issues, and we think we\u2019ve hit upon a solution that will finally bring the Shady Dealer into the 20th century.\u201d Among other factors, the Dealer touted convenience as key in the decision to adopt the fax-based format: \u201cEveryone has a fax machine, right? All UChicago students will have to do to read the Dealer is call us, ask us to fax them a copy, and then wait as their fax machine prints out eight pages slowly whilst making annoying beeping noises.\u201d When asked if the paper could benefit from switching to an Internet-based format, representatives for the Dealer took a skeptical tone. \u201cWe considered that, but we just aren\u2019t sure that enough of the student body owns modems. Besides, this whole internet thing is just a fad. Fax will allow us to send everyone physical copies of the Dealer, and that\u2019s the gold standard. Physical publishing will live forever.\u201d &nbsp; Image Courtesy of Shutterstock<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3922","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3922","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3922"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3922\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4117,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3922\/revisions\/4117"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3922"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3922"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3922"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}