{"id":3887,"date":"2020-02-27T08:38:17","date_gmt":"2020-02-27T01:38:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=3887"},"modified":"2020-09-15T12:12:27","modified_gmt":"2020-09-15T05:12:27","slug":"where-does-one-go-for-a-good-time-wednesday-evening","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2020\/02\/27\/where-does-one-go-for-a-good-time-wednesday-evening\/","title":{"rendered":"Where Does One Go for a Good Time Wednesday Evening?"},"content":{"rendered":"

UChicago has made great steps toward shedding its \u201cwhere fun goes to die\u201d reputation. So why is it that I still can\u2019t find anything exciting to do on Wednesday nights?<\/span><\/p>\n

I know what you\u2019re thinking: \u201cplenty of fun happens, especially on Wednesday nights. If you can\u2019t find something, it\u2019s probably because you have no social life.\u201d If that is the case, reader, then I regret to inform you that I do indeed have a friend. Her name is Jessica, and she\u2019s my RA. Shame on you for asking.<\/span><\/p>\n

The problem is that on Wednesday nights, Jessica and my other acquaintances seem to disappear. Nobody is left on campus to study with me, or just to hang out. The house lounge turns into even more of a ghost town than it already was.<\/span><\/p>\n

This would be understandable if it were a Friday night or something, when everyone’s out partying, but a Wednesday? Who has time for a party on Wednesday night? I know I certainly don\u2019t. I\u2019m usually too busy triple-checking my solutions to my math p-set and editing drafts of my Secrets posts about Andrew Yang.<\/span><\/p>\n

Is everyone in the same RSO? Does Model UN meet on Wednesdays or something? If so, how many people could possibly be in Model UN? Are there secret study groups in the Reg nobody has told me about? Seriously, where do I have to go to have a good time Wednesday night?<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

UChicago has made great steps toward shedding its \u201cwhere fun goes to die\u201d reputation. So why is it that I still can\u2019t find anything exciting to do on Wednesday nights? I know what you\u2019re thinking: \u201cplenty of fun happens, especially on Wednesday nights. If you can\u2019t find something, it\u2019s probably because you have no social life.\u201d If that is the case, reader, then I regret to inform you that I do indeed have a friend. Her name is Jessica, and she\u2019s my RA. Shame on you for asking. The problem is that on Wednesday nights, Jessica and my other acquaintances seem to disappear. Nobody is left on campus to study with me, or just to hang out. The house lounge turns into even more of a ghost town than it already was. This would be understandable if it were a Friday night or something, when everyone’s out partying, but a Wednesday? Who has time for a party on Wednesday night? I know I certainly don\u2019t. I\u2019m usually too busy triple-checking my solutions to my math p-set and editing drafts of my Secrets posts about Andrew Yang. Is everyone in the same RSO? Does Model UN meet on Wednesdays or something? If so, how many people could possibly be in Model UN? Are there secret study groups in the Reg nobody has told me about? Seriously, where do I have to go to have a good time Wednesday night?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":74,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3887","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3887","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/74"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3887"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3887\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3887"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3887"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3887"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}