{"id":3801,"date":"2020-01-19T06:53:45","date_gmt":"2020-01-18T23:53:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=3801"},"modified":"2022-07-25T11:02:53","modified_gmt":"2022-07-25T16:02:53","slug":"trump-signs-executive-order-making-gangnam-style-the-official-national-anthem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2020\/01\/19\/trump-signs-executive-order-making-gangnam-style-the-official-national-anthem\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump Signs Executive Order Making \u201cGangnam Style\u201d the Official National Anthem"},"content":{"rendered":"

Get ready to gallop into the New Year because President Trump has found a way to make all sports games from now until forever a lot more exciting and culturally relevant.\u00a0 Say goodbye to the ridiculously difficult \u201cStar Spangled Banner\u201d and say hello to America\u2019s K-Pop future. The entertaining days of Fergie botching the national anthem will be sadly missed, as the catchy 2012 one hit wonder by Psy will play at the beginning of every sporting event, 4th of July and state functions.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Trump\u2019s decision baffled experts who all agreed\u00a0 that the US was desperately in need of a new National Anthem, but couldn\u2019t understand why the president chose a song that is so \u201cyesterday\u201d (rumor has it that the BTS army is ready to organize and fight for their band\u2019s honor). However, here are the facts: as a 73 year old white male, Trump\u2019s favorite song is not \u201cGenie in a Bottle\u201d as you might expect, but in fact \u201cGangnam Style.\u201d He was introduced to the song at the same time that he was introduced to Youtube, and beneath his gold outer crust, he has a heart longing for nostalgia. Every time \u201cGangnam Style\u201d plays, it will remind him of when he popped his youtube cherry and transitioned from boy stuck in the dark ages to a man of the new millenia.<\/span><\/p>\n

We also cannot neglect the other primary reason for this particular song choice which is that Trump is hoping to appease Kim Jong Un through his choice in national anthem. Yes, Psy is South Korean, and yes, there is a large difference between South and North Korea, but Trump doesn\u2019t know that, and it\u2019s fun to keep him in the dark — destructive, but fun. Whether this will lead to diplomatic success in the future is unknown, no one knows, but one thing is for sure, Congress is fighting hard against the change. This is especially because Senator Schumer had been pushing for Bruce Springstein\u2019s \u201cBorn to Run\u201d for about ten years with no success. The fate of our new National Anthem is\u00a0 therefore uncertain, but for now\u2026 \u201cOppa Gangnam Style!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Get ready to gallop into the New Year because President Trump has found a way to make all sports games from now until forever a lot more exciting and culturally relevant.\u00a0 Say goodbye to the ridiculously difficult \u201cStar Spangled Banner\u201d and say hello to America\u2019s K-Pop future. The entertaining days of Fergie botching the national anthem will be sadly missed, as the catchy 2012 one hit wonder by Psy will play at the beginning of every sporting event, 4th of July and state functions.\u00a0 Trump\u2019s decision baffled experts who all agreed\u00a0 that the US was desperately in need of a new National Anthem, but couldn\u2019t understand why the president chose a song that is so \u201cyesterday\u201d (rumor has it that the BTS army is ready to organize and fight for their band\u2019s honor). However, here are the facts: as a 73 year old white male, Trump\u2019s favorite song is not \u201cGenie in a Bottle\u201d as you might expect, but in fact \u201cGangnam Style.\u201d He was introduced to the song at the same time that he was introduced to Youtube, and beneath his gold outer crust, he has a heart longing for nostalgia. Every time \u201cGangnam Style\u201d plays, it will remind him of when he popped his youtube cherry and transitioned from boy stuck in the dark ages to a man of the new millenia. We also cannot neglect the other primary reason for this particular song choice which is that Trump is hoping to appease Kim Jong Un through his choice in national anthem. Yes, Psy is South Korean, and yes, there is a large difference between South and North Korea, but Trump doesn\u2019t know that, and it\u2019s fun to keep him in the dark — destructive, but fun. Whether this will lead to diplomatic success in the future is unknown, no one knows, but one thing is for sure, Congress is fighting hard against the change. This is especially because Senator Schumer had been pushing for Bruce Springstein\u2019s \u201cBorn to Run\u201d for about ten years with no success. The fate of our new National Anthem is\u00a0 therefore uncertain, but for now\u2026 \u201cOppa Gangnam Style!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":254,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3801"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/254"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3801"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3801\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5470,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3801\/revisions\/5470"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3801"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3801"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3801"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}