{"id":3792,"date":"2020-01-18T02:24:56","date_gmt":"2020-01-17T19:24:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=3792"},"modified":"2025-04-13T19:40:23","modified_gmt":"2025-04-14T00:40:23","slug":"the-bachelor-final-rose-to-go-to-living-windmill-that-speaks-exclusively-in-plane-puns-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2020\/01\/18\/the-bachelor-final-rose-to-go-to-living-windmill-that-speaks-exclusively-in-plane-puns-2\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bachelor Final Rose to Go to Living Windmill That Speaks Exclusively in Plane Puns"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sources from ABC had claimed that the ending of <\/span>The Bachelor<\/span><\/i> would not be spoiled, but <\/span>Reality Steve<\/span><\/i> strikes again! The gossip blog has revealed that this season\u2019s final rose will go to a living, breathing windmill that speaks exclusively in plane puns.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

From <\/span>Reality Steve<\/span><\/i>\u2019s most recent blog post: \u201cPilot Pete will give the final rose to a humanoid windmill that communicates exclusively with phrases like \u2018that outfit really stuck the landing, pilot!\u2019 and \u2018are we in first class? Because my towelette is moist.\u2019 The windmill\u2019s name is Courtney. She has a southern accent that mysteriously appears and disappears depending on whether Pilot Pete is nearby, and she has four spinning blades instead of arms. She makes her entrance in the penultimate episode and literally blows away the final two contestants to win Pete\u2019s heart. None of my sources can explain where Courtney came from or why she\u2019s alive, but rest assured that my information is rock solid.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Wow! We here at <\/span>The Dealer <\/span><\/i>are <\/span>still missing Colton from season 23 \u2014 he was the only virgin people ever cared about, and now that his season is over, we don\u2019t feel represented anymore. But this is still exciting news! Don\u2019t forget to tune in for the next episode \u2014 rumor has it that Pete will save two whole women of color from elimination. We love a progressive king!<\/span><\/p>\n

(Image taken from ScreenRant<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sources from ABC had claimed that the ending of The Bachelor would not be spoiled, but Reality Steve strikes again! The gossip blog has revealed that this season\u2019s final rose will go to a living, breathing windmill that speaks exclusively in plane puns.\u00a0 From Reality Steve\u2019s most recent blog post: \u201cPilot Pete will give the final rose to a humanoid windmill that communicates exclusively with phrases like \u2018that outfit really stuck the landing, pilot!\u2019 and \u2018are we in first class? Because my towelette is moist.\u2019 The windmill\u2019s name is Courtney. She has a southern accent that mysteriously appears and disappears depending on whether Pilot Pete is nearby, and she has four spinning blades instead of arms. She makes her entrance in the penultimate episode and literally blows away the final two contestants to win Pete\u2019s heart. None of my sources can explain where Courtney came from or why she\u2019s alive, but rest assured that my information is rock solid.\u201d Wow! We here at The Dealer are still missing Colton from season 23 \u2014 he was the only virgin people ever cared about, and now that his season is over, we don\u2019t feel represented anymore. But this is still exciting news! Don\u2019t forget to tune in for the next episode \u2014 rumor has it that Pete will save two whole women of color from elimination. We love a progressive king! (Image taken from ScreenRant)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":20,"featured_media":3794,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3792","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3792","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/20"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3792"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3792\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7038,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3792\/revisions\/7038"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3794"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3792"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3792"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3792"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}