{"id":3761,"date":"2019-11-30T00:45:44","date_gmt":"2019-11-29T17:45:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/?p=3761"},"modified":"2019-11-30T00:45:44","modified_gmt":"2019-11-29T17:45:44","slug":"six-ways-to-avoid-talking-about-impeachment-hong-kong-colin-kaepernick-harvard-yale-your-burgeoning-homosexuality-this-thanksgiving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2019\/11\/30\/six-ways-to-avoid-talking-about-impeachment-hong-kong-colin-kaepernick-harvard-yale-your-burgeoning-homosexuality-this-thanksgiving\/","title":{"rendered":"Six Ways to Avoid Talking About Impeachment\/Hong Kong\/Colin Kaepernick\/Harvard-Yale\/Your Burgeoning Homosexuality This Thanksgiving"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Don\u2019t go home.<\/li>\n
  2. See #1.<\/li>\n
  3. See #2.<\/li>\n
  4. See #5.<\/li>\n
  5. See #4.<\/li>\n
  6. Pretend you only understand Aramaic now.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Don\u2019t go home. See #1. See #2. See #5. See #4. Pretend you only understand Aramaic now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3761","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3761","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3761"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3761\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3761"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3761"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3761"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}