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Residents of the University of Chicago\u0092s International House were caught off guard last week when a Christopher Malone stumbled up to the door of the stately building \u0097 which, at any given time, might host statesmen, authors, and other notable figures from across the world\u0097 and demanded an order of chocolate chip waffles with \u0093lots of syrup, maybe the kind that\u0092s blue or red also… yeah, the red syrup \u0094 <\/p>\n
\tUniversity of Chicago student and International House resident Jack Francis told the Dealer<\/i>, \u0093This kind of stuff happens all the time. Really, a few times a week, there are intoxicated people rummaging around the lobby looking for menus and trying to see if they have enough quarters to pay for a jumbo order of French toast. It\u0092s a little funny. A lot funny. Also, we\u0092re not a restaurant. Can you print that so people know?\u0094 <\/p>\n
\tMalone, the demander of waffles, also confused the US ambassador to Liechtenstein, who was visiting I-House, with an off-duty waiter who \u0093wouldn\u0092t fuckin\u0092 open the [hiccup] door even though everyone knows this place is open until like a\u0085 bajillion o\u0092clock in the [hiccup] mernngg.\u0094 <\/p>\n
\tMr. Malone refused further comment on the incident, instead noting \u0093[hiccup] No waffles? \u0085 I\u0092ll go get a McLean burger.\u0094 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
By Hannah Gitlin Oct. 21, 2012 Residents of the University of Chicago\u0092s International House were caught off guard last week when a Christopher Malone stumbled up to the door of the stately building \u0097 which, at any given time, might host statesmen, authors, and other notable figures from across the world\u0097 and demanded an order of chocolate chip waffles with \u0093lots of syrup, maybe the kind that\u0092s blue or red also… yeah, the red syrup \u0094 University of Chicago student and International House resident Jack Francis told the Dealer, \u0093This kind of stuff happens all the time. Really, a few times a week, there are intoxicated people rummaging around the lobby looking for menus and trying to see if they have enough quarters to pay for a jumbo order of French toast. It\u0092s a little funny. A lot funny. Also, we\u0092re not a restaurant. Can you print that so people know?\u0094 Malone, the demander of waffles, also confused the US ambassador to Liechtenstein, who was visiting I-House, with an off-duty waiter who \u0093wouldn\u0092t fuckin\u0092 open the [hiccup] door even though everyone knows this place is open until like a\u0085 bajillion o\u0092clock in the [hiccup] mernngg.\u0094 Mr. Malone refused further comment on the incident, instead noting \u0093[hiccup] No waffles? \u0085 I\u0092ll go get a McLean burger.\u0094<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2391","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2391","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2391"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2391\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3424,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2391\/revisions\/3424"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}