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At a campaign stop in St. Paul, Minnesota, yesterday, presidential hopeful Mitt Romney launched into dental rhetoric in the middle of a speech on campaign finance. <\/p>\n
In response to a question about tax reform, Governor Romney grew visibly confused and agitated, then exclaimed, \u0093I have all four of my wisdom teeth! How many does Obama have? Does Obama even have teeth? I don\u0092t know, do you!?\u0094 He then smiled extremely widely, showing all thirty-two of his chompers, and said, \u0093I BUILT MY OWN TEETH, AMERICA!\u0094, to ecstatic applause and chants of \u0093HE BUILT HIS TEETH!\u0094 from the mostly Republican crowd. Campaign analysts predict this event will give Governor Romney a 2% bump in the polls, as dental advocacy groups applaud the Governor\u0092s focus on oral hygiene, and the American Dental Association officially voices its support of Romney. <\/p>\n
Dr. Sandy Glover, the Romney\u0092s family dentist, told the Shady <\/i>Dealer<\/i> that Mitt\u0092s mouth was a joy to work in, and that, in particular, his flossing habits were immaculate. \u0093Do you know how many people floss?\u0094 Dr. Glover said in hushed, reverent tones. \u0093Zero. I don\u0092t even floss; I have far too much work to bother with some finicky string. And that\u0092s the response we dentists usually get when we ask our patients: \u0091I\u0092m much too busy to floss\u0092. But I guess Mitt really does put his dental health above his job and work.\u0094 <\/p>\n
The Obama administration declined to comment on the President\u0092s current oral situation and dental care, but an official speaking on the condition of anonymity told the Dealer<\/i> that \u0093gray hairs weren\u0092t the only thing falling out of the President\u0092s head\u0094.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
By Mark Boykin Oct. 22, 2012 At a campaign stop in St. Paul, Minnesota, yesterday, presidential hopeful Mitt Romney launched into dental rhetoric in the middle of a speech on campaign finance. In response to a question about tax reform, Governor Romney grew visibly confused and agitated, then exclaimed, \u0093I have all four of my wisdom teeth! How many does Obama have? Does Obama even have teeth? I don\u0092t know, do you!?\u0094 He then smiled extremely widely, showing all thirty-two of his chompers, and said, \u0093I BUILT MY OWN TEETH, AMERICA!\u0094, to ecstatic applause and chants of \u0093HE BUILT HIS TEETH!\u0094 from the mostly Republican crowd. Campaign analysts predict this event will give Governor Romney a 2% bump in the polls, as dental advocacy groups applaud the Governor\u0092s focus on oral hygiene, and the American Dental Association officially voices its support of Romney. Dr. Sandy Glover, the Romney\u0092s family dentist, told the Shady Dealer that Mitt\u0092s mouth was a joy to work in, and that, in particular, his flossing habits were immaculate. \u0093Do you know how many people floss?\u0094 Dr. Glover said in hushed, reverent tones. \u0093Zero. I don\u0092t even floss; I have far too much work to bother with some finicky string. And that\u0092s the response we dentists usually get when we ask our patients: \u0091I\u0092m much too busy to floss\u0092. But I guess Mitt really does put his dental health above his job and work.\u0094 The Obama administration declined to comment on the President\u0092s current oral situation and dental care, but an official speaking on the condition of anonymity told the Dealer that \u0093gray hairs weren\u0092t the only thing falling out of the President\u0092s head\u0094.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2384"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2384"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2384\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3417,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2384\/revisions\/3417"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}