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The best place for a mathematician may be behind a counter, but reports this weekend found them on top of the bar. After a particularly difficult round of calculus exams, students took to local fraternities to blow off steam.\t<\/p>\n
\tMany went out hoping to derive the tequila shot limit as they approached the floor. Others tried to divide some legs. The most successful were able to derive from a conquest\u0092s sines how to lie tangent to her curves, although eyewitness accounts suggest that the cardinality of this set was asymptotically close to zero. One fraternity brother offered comment: \u0093We\u0092re used to our parties being sweaty and crowded, but there seemed to be an infinite series of students this weekend.\u0094 <\/p>\n
Some parties were less crowded. Delta Upsilon was unusually empty because their proofs were too hard, and math students are notorious lightweights. Some skipped fraternity parties altogether because they found a greater Absolut value buying their own from Kimbark. <\/p>\n
Fortunately, there were no reported incidents of drinking and deriving.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
By Diane Zimmerman Nov. 10, 2012 The best place for a mathematician may be behind a counter, but reports this weekend found them on top of the bar. After a particularly difficult round of calculus exams, students took to local fraternities to blow off steam. Many went out hoping to derive the tequila shot limit as they approached the floor. Others tried to divide some legs. The most successful were able to derive from a conquest\u0092s sines how to lie tangent to her curves, although eyewitness accounts suggest that the cardinality of this set was asymptotically close to zero. One fraternity brother offered comment: \u0093We\u0092re used to our parties being sweaty and crowded, but there seemed to be an infinite series of students this weekend.\u0094 Some parties were less crowded. Delta Upsilon was unusually empty because their proofs were too hard, and math students are notorious lightweights. Some skipped fraternity parties altogether because they found a greater Absolut value buying their own from Kimbark. Fortunately, there were no reported incidents of drinking and deriving.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2371"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2371"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2371\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3404,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2371\/revisions\/3404"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}