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It\u0092s not like I don\u0092t know what they are, I\u0092m not an idiot. I\u0092ve just never seen a horse. No, not even a picture. People keep saying, \u0093We have to take you out one day to see a horse,\u0094 but they never do. I\u0092ve just been cruising along not knowing what a horse looks like. It\u0092s not like it\u0092s a big deal or anything. It hasn\u0092t really impacted my life at all. It\u0092s just that, well, it would probably be nice to see a horse someday. They seem like pretty chill animals.<\/p>\n
You can ride them, apparently, which might be a pretty cool thing to do. I\u0092m not sure how fast they go, though. They probably go really, super fast. That would be my guess. I think I watched part of a movie about a horse once, but my apartment lost power just as they were about to introduce the character, so I never got to see it. I even went to see the play War Horse<\/i>, but I sat behind this really fat guy who was so big that I couldn\u0092t even see the stage for the entire play.<\/p>\n
People try to describe horses to me. They say, \u0093It\u0092s kind of like a\u0085 cow. But skinnier. And it\u0092s brown instead of white and black. And it doesn\u0092t have horns or anything, just a regular head.\u0094 But I never make it far enough to picture a horse. I always get caught up in what a skinny cow would look like. I bet it\u0092d be pretty funny. I bet a skinny cow would be a funny thing to see.<\/p>\n
Once I Googled \u0093What does a horse look like is it like a skinny cow?\u0094 but the search only comes up with a website entitled \u009399 Golden Facts About Urine,\u0094 which, after reading it, did not have any pictures of horses. I did, however, learn a lot about pee and stuff.<\/p>\n
One day I\u0092ll see a horse, I\u0092m sure of it. I don\u0092t think many people have gone their whole lives without seeing horses, unless they were like Eskimos or something. I wonder if Eskimos have seen horses. Probably not in real life, but definitely in Eskimo newspapers. There are probably a lot of horses in Eskimo newspapers.<\/p>\n
But yeah, I\u0092ve never actually seen a horse. If you have any pictures, though, I\u0092d be happy if you just sent them over. You can email me them at [email\u00a0protected]<\/a>gmail.com<\/a> and I\u0092ll probably take a look.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" By Jake Frisch Nov. 11, 2012 It\u0092s not like I don\u0092t know what they are, I\u0092m not an idiot. I\u0092ve just never seen a horse. No, not even a picture. People keep saying, \u0093We have to take you out one day to see a horse,\u0094 but they never do. I\u0092ve just been cruising along not knowing what a horse looks like. It\u0092s not like it\u0092s a big deal or anything. It hasn\u0092t really impacted my life at all. It\u0092s just that, well, it would probably be nice to see a horse someday. They seem like pretty chill animals. You can ride them, apparently, which might be a pretty cool thing to do. I\u0092m not sure how fast they go, though. They probably go really, super fast. That would be my guess. I think I watched part of a movie about a horse once, but my apartment lost power just as they were about to introduce the character, so I never got to see it. I even went to see the play War Horse, but I sat behind this really fat guy who was so big that I couldn\u0092t even see the stage for the entire play. People try to describe horses to me. They say, \u0093It\u0092s kind of like a\u0085 cow. But skinnier. And it\u0092s brown instead of white and black. And it doesn\u0092t have horns or anything, just a regular head.\u0094 But I never make it far enough to picture a horse. I always get caught up in what a skinny cow would look like. I bet it\u0092d be pretty funny. I bet a skinny cow would be a funny thing to see. Once I Googled \u0093What does a horse look like is it like a skinny cow?\u0094 but the search only comes up with a website entitled \u009399 Golden Facts About Urine,\u0094 which, after reading it, did not have any pictures of horses. I did, however, learn a lot about pee and stuff. One day I\u0092ll see a horse, I\u0092m sure of it. I don\u0092t think many people have gone their whole lives without seeing horses, unless they were like Eskimos or something. I wonder if Eskimos have seen horses. Probably not in real life, but definitely in Eskimo newspapers. There are probably a lot of horses in Eskimo newspapers. But yeah, I\u0092ve never actually seen a horse. If you have any pictures, though, I\u0092d be happy if you just sent them over. You can email me them at [email\u00a0protected]gmail.com and I\u0092ll probably take a look.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2369"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2369\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3402,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2369\/revisions\/3402"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}