{"id":2368,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/local-fatty-learns-chinese-through-fortune-cookies\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T05:00:35","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T22:00:35","slug":"local-fatty-learns-chinese-through-fortune-cookies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/local-fatty-learns-chinese-through-fortune-cookies\/","title":{"rendered":"Local Fatty Learns Chinese Through Fortune Cookies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\" alt=\" \" \/><\/p>\n<h6>By <a href=\"\/search?author=Stephen Lurie\">Stephen Lurie<\/a><\/h6>\n<h6>Nov. 11, 2012<\/h6>\n<p>Area man Jack Yarborough discovered this week an  unexpected and unintended benefit  to his Chinese take-out habit: learning Chinese.  By his estimates, the 340-pound Mr. Yarborough must have consumed &#8220;over 2,000 fortune cookies&#8221; in the last few years alone. <\/p>\n<p>While at the time he hadn&#8217;t considered the use of studying the Chinese word on the back of each fortune, his new-found language skills have already served him well. &#8220;If I order in Chinese, I tend to get free wontons \u0097 and sometimes even more fortunes&#8221;, Mr. Yarborough said<i>. <\/i>While learning the language  through the traditional means of class or software might have been more efficient, Yarborough is unfazed. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The way I see it, using the take-out Chinese method really meant I got the full cultural education, along with the language skills,&#8221; Yarborough said. While he now searches for new work with his marketable language skills, there is one thing holding him back: the fat clogging his veins and arteries. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Stephen Lurie Nov. 11, 2012 Area man Jack Yarborough discovered this week an unexpected and unintended benefit to his Chinese take-out habit: learning Chinese. By his estimates, the 340-pound Mr. Yarborough must have consumed &#8220;over 2,000 fortune cookies&#8221; in the last few years alone. While at the time he hadn&#8217;t considered the use of studying the Chinese word on the back of each fortune, his new-found language skills have already served him well. &#8220;If I order in Chinese, I tend to get free wontons \u0097 and sometimes even more fortunes&#8221;, Mr. Yarborough said. While learning the language through the traditional means of class or software might have been more efficient, Yarborough is unfazed. &#8220;The way I see it, using the take-out Chinese method really meant I got the full cultural education, along with the language skills,&#8221; Yarborough said. While he now searches for new work with his marketable language skills, there is one thing holding him back: the fat clogging his veins and arteries.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2368","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2368","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2368"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2368\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3401,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2368\/revisions\/3401"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}