{"id":2357,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/how-are-you-wasting-your-new-years-eve\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T05:00:31","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T22:00:31","slug":"how-are-you-wasting-your-new-years-eve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/how-are-you-wasting-your-new-years-eve\/","title":{"rendered":"How are you wasting your New Year’s Eve?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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By Daniel Moattar<\/a><\/h6>\n
Jan. 3, 2013<\/h6>\n

How are YOU wasting your New Year’s Eve?<\/p>\n

21% \u0096 Reconciling day’s debauchery with resolutions, image of self as human being<\/p>\n

17% \u0097 Pretending to have any plans for self-improvement<\/p>\n

4% \u0097 Stocking up for post-fiscal-cliff social disorder28% \u0097 Settling for the nearest person to kiss at midnight; realizing this is just one more stop on the long road of settling that ends in marriage<\/p>\n

39% \u0097 Pretending to have any plans whatsoever<\/p>\n

46% \u0097 Hurriedly seeking actual lyrics to “Auld Lang Syne” on smartphone<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By Daniel Moattar Jan. 3, 2013 How are YOU wasting your New Year’s Eve? 21% \u0096 Reconciling day’s debauchery with resolutions, image of self as human being 17% \u0097 Pretending to have any plans for self-improvement 4% \u0097 Stocking up for post-fiscal-cliff social disorder28% \u0097 Settling for the nearest person to kiss at midnight; realizing this is just one more stop on the long road of settling that ends in marriage 39% \u0097 Pretending to have any plans whatsoever 46% \u0097 Hurriedly seeking actual lyrics to “Auld Lang Syne” on smartphone<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2357"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2357"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2357\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3390,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2357\/revisions\/3390"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2357"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2357"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}