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Check this out: kids are all about this new Minecraft thing. Have you seen this? Hold your horses, I\u2019ll tell you, gosh. So what it\u2019s all about is working in your very own mine! That belongs to a wealthy magnate, I don\u2019t know, Bob or something. The kids don\u2019t care, as long as they get to mine! You design your own outfit, complete with lamp helmet and canary poisonous gas detector. Look at that canary! It\u2019s so cute! No wonder the kids are “Minecrazy for Minecraft”! So when you have your mine gear, you can get on a mine-car and get down into that mine. The car is super big, it fits you and like forty of your friends. Get in there! Get in my mine belly, Austin Miners.<\/p>\n
Oh, and then you get down there, and you start mining! Kids can do all kinds of mining, anything they want to get out of the ground! But mostly coal. But that\u2019s okay, kids love crafting mine coal. Mine coal, coal mines! Haha!. Mostly kids are crafting as hurriers or thrusters. Crazy names, right? You have to choose which you are! Are you a hurrier or a thruster? Here\u2019s a quiz:<\/p>\n
Do you like:<\/p>\n
a) pulling a corf full of coal along roadways as small as 16 inches in height?<\/p>\n
b) Pushing a corf using using your head, leading to the hair on your crown being worn away and probably becoming bald?<\/p>\n
If you picked a, you\u2019re a hurrier! If you picked b, you guessed it, you\u2019re a thruster. It\u2019s cool whatever you want to be, so long as you don\u2019t stop working, ever. <\/p>\n
Minecraft is social too, if you didn\u2019t know. You can meet all kinds of people through Minecraft, like your mom and dad and brothers and sisters, who are also doing Minecraft! Mom, Dad! Get out of my Minecraft! Kids love to hang out with their friends for 12 hours at a time, just crafting all day. All I do is craft! And you can share your mining too, with Minecraft\u2019s easy coal scale technology. Once you finish mining, you bring your coal to the coal scale and weigh it, to see how well you Minecrafted. Then you can share your coal with any of the supervising foreman, and get this: they pay you! Cha-ching. It pays to be awesome: like two nickels a pound. <\/p>\n
And that\u2019s Minecraft. Are you still here? Crazy kids! Go Minecraft already! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
By Chris Deakin Feb. 4, 2013 Check this out: kids are all about this new Minecraft thing. Have you seen this? Hold your horses, I\u2019ll tell you, gosh. So what it\u2019s all about is working in your very own mine! That belongs to a wealthy magnate, I don\u2019t know, Bob or something. The kids don\u2019t care, as long as they get to mine! You design your own outfit, complete with lamp helmet and canary poisonous gas detector. Look at that canary! It\u2019s so cute! No wonder the kids are “Minecrazy for Minecraft”! So when you have your mine gear, you can get on a mine-car and get down into that mine. The car is super big, it fits you and like forty of your friends. Get in there! Get in my mine belly, Austin Miners. Oh, and then you get down there, and you start mining! Kids can do all kinds of mining, anything they want to get out of the ground! But mostly coal. But that\u2019s okay, kids love crafting mine coal. Mine coal, coal mines! Haha!. Mostly kids are crafting as hurriers or thrusters. Crazy names, right? You have to choose which you are! Are you a hurrier or a thruster? Here\u2019s a quiz: Do you like: a) pulling a corf full of coal along roadways as small as 16 inches in height? b) Pushing a corf using using your head, leading to the hair on your crown being worn away and probably becoming bald? If you picked a, you\u2019re a hurrier! If you picked b, you guessed it, you\u2019re a thruster. It\u2019s cool whatever you want to be, so long as you don\u2019t stop working, ever. Minecraft is social too, if you didn\u2019t know. You can meet all kinds of people through Minecraft, like your mom and dad and brothers and sisters, who are also doing Minecraft! Mom, Dad! Get out of my Minecraft! Kids love to hang out with their friends for 12 hours at a time, just crafting all day. All I do is craft! And you can share your mining too, with Minecraft\u2019s easy coal scale technology. Once you finish mining, you bring your coal to the coal scale and weigh it, to see how well you Minecrafted. Then you can share your coal with any of the supervising foreman, and get this: they pay you! Cha-ching. It pays to be awesome: like two nickels a pound. And that\u2019s Minecraft. Are you still here? Crazy kids! Go Minecraft already!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2336","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2336","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2336"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2336\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3369,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2336\/revisions\/3369"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}