{"id":2335,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/sex-advice-by-ron\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T05:00:26","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T22:00:26","slug":"sex-advice-by-ron","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/sex-advice-by-ron\/","title":{"rendered":"Sex Advice by Ron"},"content":{"rendered":"

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By Ron<\/a><\/h6>\n
Feb. 4, 2013<\/h6>\n

<\/strong><\/strong> <\/strong>Dear Ron Jon the Romantic,<\/strong><\/p>\n

What is a Kegel? Does it hurt?<\/p>\n

Sin-cerely,<\/p>\n

Mystery Manwoman<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

Dear MM,<\/strong><\/p>\n

A kegel is when you squeeze your butt really hard and instead of trying to poop normal you try to poop into your body. It helps with digestion.<\/p>\n

Thanks for asking and keep on kegeling on! (It hurts a lot)<\/p>\n

Love,<\/p>\n

Ron<\/p>\n

Hey What\u2019s Up It\u2019s Your Boy Tony from Plainsville, how are you today Ron?<\/strong><\/p>\n

I got a couple questions. First question is as follows: Sometimes when I\u2019m aroused I pee all over the place. About four or five buckets worth of pee probably. Coming straight out of me, like someone emptied a bathtub full of water, except it\u2019s me. Please help, I\u2019m not good at math.<\/p>\n

From: Anonymous Caller<\/p>\n

Dear AC,<\/strong><\/p>\n

The secret to love is getting a girl who likes your pee on her carpets and bed comforter. <\/p>\n

Easy peasy!<\/p>\n

Love, Ron<\/p>\n

I never know what to do with that weird dangly thing please help my name is Samantha.<\/strong><\/p>\n

See email title.<\/p>\n

________________________________<\/p>\n

Samantha Redin, Ph.D.<\/p>\n

University of Cape Town, <\/p>\n

Private Bag X3, Rondebosch 7701, South Africa<\/p>\n

University of Cape Town<\/p>\n

[email\u00a0protected]<\/span><\/a>, 021 650 2990<\/p>\n

Hi 0216502990,<\/strong><\/p>\n

What you\u2019re probably seeing there is called a salami hammer. I have no idea what it does yet.<\/p>\n

Salaam!<\/p>\n

Love,<\/p>\n

Ron<\/p>\n

RON\u2019S SEX TIP of the day: JUST THE TIP<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n

That\u2019s easy. You have to hang him from a ceiling fan, not a wall mounted fan, silly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By Ron Feb. 4, 2013 Dear Ron Jon the Romantic, What is a Kegel? Does it hurt? Sin-cerely, Mystery Manwoman Dear MM, A kegel is when you squeeze your butt really hard and instead of trying to poop normal you try to poop into your body. It helps with digestion. Thanks for asking and keep on kegeling on! (It hurts a lot) Love, Ron Hey What\u2019s Up It\u2019s Your Boy Tony from Plainsville, how are you today Ron? I got a couple questions. First question is as follows: Sometimes when I\u2019m aroused I pee all over the place. About four or five buckets worth of pee probably. Coming straight out of me, like someone emptied a bathtub full of water, except it\u2019s me. Please help, I\u2019m not good at math. From: Anonymous Caller Dear AC, The secret to love is getting a girl who likes your pee on her carpets and bed comforter. Easy peasy! Love, Ron I never know what to do with that weird dangly thing please help my name is Samantha. See email title. ________________________________ Samantha Redin, Ph.D. University of Cape Town, Private Bag X3, Rondebosch 7701, South Africa University of Cape Town [email\u00a0protected], 021 650 2990 Hi 0216502990, What you\u2019re probably seeing there is called a salami hammer. I have no idea what it does yet. Salaam! Love, Ron RON\u2019S SEX TIP of the day: JUST THE TIP That\u2019s easy. You have to hang him from a ceiling fan, not a wall mounted fan, silly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2335"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2335"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2335\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3368,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2335\/revisions\/3368"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}