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Professor? Hey, professor? <\/p>\n
I was just wondering – about that test last week? <\/p>\n
Yeah, the nuclear test. We had to set off the device underground and everything and make an earthquake. <\/p>\n
So like, as I said, I was just wondering. What was the average? Like, thirty\u2013forty range? It was a pretty hard test, no? A lot of countries had trouble with it? <\/p>\n
Oh.. <\/p>\n
Well, what was the median? Couldn\u2019t have been that high, right? I talked to all my allies \u2013 well, my ally \u2013 and they \u2013 well, he \u2013 said that it was pretty tough too. <\/p>\n
I see. <\/p>\n
So if someone were to get, like, say, a bit below the average \u2013 not too much, but like, some, well, quite a bit, actually, below the average \u2013 what score would they need on the final to get a B? <\/p>\n
Ah okay… hmm. <\/p>\n
And is there any proliferation \u2013 I mean, tutoring \u2013 available? I feel like I need to strengthen my foundation on all of this nuclear stuff. God, I\u2019m trying too hard. I\u2019ve locked myself \u2013 well, my citizens \u2013 in the library for weeks trying to study for this class. Seriously. Throw me a bone here. <\/p>\n
So, well, sorry to ask again, but, just one more thing, about the test \u2013 I know the quake wasn\u2019t that big but I studied really hard and turned in all the homework \u2013 sure, like, it kind of fizzled out at the end, but I\u2019ve been trying really hard \u2013 attending extra enrichment programs \u2013 is there any way \u2013 ? Okay. Gonna be frank here. If I don\u2019t pass this test they\u2019re gonna take away my foreign aid. My whole future is in the balance here. <\/p>\n
Mercy? Any mercy at all? <\/p>\n
God, I can\u2019t believe I bombed that test.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
By Kim Jong-un Feb. 24, 2013 Professor? Hey, professor? I was just wondering – about that test last week? Yeah, the nuclear test. We had to set off the device underground and everything and make an earthquake. So like, as I said, I was just wondering. What was the average? Like, thirty\u2013forty range? It was a pretty hard test, no? A lot of countries had trouble with it? Oh.. Well, what was the median? Couldn\u2019t have been that high, right? I talked to all my allies \u2013 well, my ally \u2013 and they \u2013 well, he \u2013 said that it was pretty tough too. I see. So if someone were to get, like, say, a bit below the average \u2013 not too much, but like, some, well, quite a bit, actually, below the average \u2013 what score would they need on the final to get a B? Ah okay… hmm. And is there any proliferation \u2013 I mean, tutoring \u2013 available? I feel like I need to strengthen my foundation on all of this nuclear stuff. God, I\u2019m trying too hard. I\u2019ve locked myself \u2013 well, my citizens \u2013 in the library for weeks trying to study for this class. Seriously. Throw me a bone here. So, well, sorry to ask again, but, just one more thing, about the test \u2013 I know the quake wasn\u2019t that big but I studied really hard and turned in all the homework \u2013 sure, like, it kind of fizzled out at the end, but I\u2019ve been trying really hard \u2013 attending extra enrichment programs \u2013 is there any way \u2013 ? Okay. Gonna be frank here. If I don\u2019t pass this test they\u2019re gonna take away my foreign aid. My whole future is in the balance here. Mercy? Any mercy at all? God, I can\u2019t believe I bombed that test.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2328","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2328"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2328\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3361,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2328\/revisions\/3361"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}