{"id":2313,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/things-that-uchicago-crushes\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T05:00:21","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T22:00:21","slug":"things-that-uchicago-crushes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/things-that-uchicago-crushes\/","title":{"rendered":"Things That UChicago Crushes"},"content":{"rendered":"

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By Maya Handa and Becky Stoner<\/a><\/h6>\n
April 23, 2013<\/h6>\n
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  1. Hopes<\/li>\n
  2. Dreams<\/li>\n
  3. Hearts<\/li>\n
  4. Livers<\/li>\n
  5. Everything on this list that is not also a sandwich<\/li>\n
  6. Paninis<\/li>\n
  7. The old USPS building<\/li>\n
  8. Economic activity on 63rd Street<\/li>\n
  9. Plans for a triple major<\/li>\n
  10. Politically incorrect Facebook groups<\/li>\n
  11. Yale wannabes<\/li>\n
  12. Exposed calves<\/li>\n
  13. Your foot in the door of Ex Libris after you’ve finally gotten up the courage to talk to that first year in your Gen Chem class<\/li>\n
  14. Fear of establishments with bulletproof windows<\/li>\n
  15. Fear of establishments without bullet-proof windows.<\/li>\n
  16. The surrounding land<\/li>\n
  17. Some napkin dispensers<\/li>\n
  18. Your belief that you are an unambiguously moral, free-thinking, self-actualized human being<\/li>\n
  19. Your Razor scooter into a heap of scrap metal by the force of winter rust<\/li>\n
  20. _________________<\/li>\n
  21. Your ability to concentrate for over 20 minutes on anything that is not a gif<\/li>\n
  22. Your belief that there are only three meals in a day.<\/li>\n
  23. Your trust in public transit and civic pride<\/li>\n
  24. Your sanity<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    By Maya Handa and Becky Stoner April 23, 2013 Hopes Dreams Hearts Livers Everything on this list that is not also a sandwich Paninis The old USPS building Economic activity on 63rd Street Plans for a triple major Politically incorrect Facebook groups Yale wannabes Exposed calves Your foot in the door of Ex Libris after you’ve finally gotten up the courage to talk to that first year in your Gen Chem class Fear of establishments with bulletproof windows Fear of establishments without bullet-proof windows. The surrounding land Some napkin dispensers Your belief that you are an unambiguously moral, free-thinking, self-actualized human being Your Razor scooter into a heap of scrap metal by the force of winter rust _________________ Your ability to concentrate for over 20 minutes on anything that is not a gif Your belief that there are only three meals in a day. Your trust in public transit and civic pride Your sanity<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2313"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2313\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3346,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2313\/revisions\/3346"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}