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2013-2014 Essay Questions:<\/strong><\/p>\n ESSAY OPTION 1<\/strong><\/p>\n There are many things people DGAF about. Write a passionate essay on something you don\u2019t give a fuck about. <\/em><\/p>\n Inspired by Ferris B. Angstein, BA\u201909, English and Philosophy<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n ESSAY OPTION 2<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n Carly Rae Jepsen once said, \u201cBefore you came into my life, I missed you so bad.\u201d Reconcile this. <\/em><\/p>\n Inspired by Harry Tunglichin, admitted student, Class of 2017<\/em> <\/p>\n ESSAY OPTION 3<\/strong><\/p>\n \u201cYou are a smelly pirate hooker.\u201d \u2013 Ron Burgundy, Anchorman<\/i><\/p>\n Hooker<\/strong>: hook\u00b7er \/\u02c8ho\u035dok\u0259r\/<\/p>\n Noun <\/p>\n 1. A prostitute.<\/p>\n 2. A one-masted sailboat of a kind used esp. in Ireland for fishing.<\/p>\n Let\u2019s stick with this definition. Dirty hookers, High-class hookers, seafaring hookers, etc. \u2014 pick any hooker you have ever paid for, and tell us about the experience. <\/p>\n Inspired by Joe Lothan, admitted student, Class of 2015<\/em><\/p>\n ESSAY OPTION 4<\/strong><\/p>\n Schrodinger’s cat was a thought experiment posed by physicist Erwin Schr\u00f6dinger noting a potential paradox in early quantum mechanics, resulting in a paradoxical cat that could be both alive and dead at the same time. Tell us about a time when you killed an animal. <\/p>\n Inspired by Enrique Farmie, BS \u201903, Physics <\/em><\/p>\n ESSAY OPTION 5<\/strong><\/p>\n Other schools want you to write about who inspired you. Gandhi. Mandela. Obama. Jesus. We couldn\u2019t care less. Who\u2019s that fucker you swore you\u2019d never be?<\/p>\n Inspired by Ked Thatt, admitted student Class of 2017<\/em><\/p>\n ESSAY OPTION 6<\/strong><\/p>\n If you were fun, where would you go to die? <\/em><\/p>\n Anonymous submission from a UChicago student<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" By Robin Ye April 23, 2013 2013-2014 Essay Questions: ESSAY OPTION 1 There are many things people DGAF about. Write a passionate essay on something you don\u2019t give a fuck about. Inspired by Ferris B. Angstein, BA\u201909, English and Philosophy ESSAY OPTION 2 Carly Rae Jepsen once said, \u201cBefore you came into my life, I missed you so bad.\u201d Reconcile this. Inspired by Harry Tunglichin, admitted student, Class of 2017 ESSAY OPTION 3 \u201cYou are a smelly pirate hooker.\u201d \u2013 Ron Burgundy, Anchorman Hooker: hook\u00b7er \/\u02c8ho\u035dok\u0259r\/ Noun 1. A prostitute. 2. A one-masted sailboat of a kind used esp. in Ireland for fishing. Let\u2019s stick with this definition. Dirty hookers, High-class hookers, seafaring hookers, etc. \u2014 pick any hooker you have ever paid for, and tell us about the experience. Inspired by Joe Lothan, admitted student, Class of 2015 ESSAY OPTION 4 Schrodinger’s cat was a thought experiment posed by physicist Erwin Schr\u00f6dinger noting a potential paradox in early quantum mechanics, resulting in a paradoxical cat that could be both alive and dead at the same time. Tell us about a time when you killed an animal. Inspired by Enrique Farmie, BS \u201903, Physics ESSAY OPTION 5 Other schools want you to write about who inspired you. Gandhi. Mandela. Obama. Jesus. We couldn\u2019t care less. Who\u2019s that fucker you swore you\u2019d never be? Inspired by Ked Thatt, admitted student Class of 2017 ESSAY OPTION 6 If you were fun, where would you go to die? 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