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The brochures promised it all: eternal laughter on the quad, casual, enjoyable studying, and a diverse set of friends assembled from the far regions of the world, and the Midwest. However, what the brochures won\u2019t tell you about is the incredible nightlife on campus. Besides your weekly ho-hum Bar Night and Thirsty Thursday (for those of you who can speak Greek), here are the parties you should look out for. <\/p>\n
Parties to Look Out for<\/p>\n
\u201cHalloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.\u201d \u2013 Psalm 151<\/p>\n
It’s the most popular research library on campus. You can reserve large study rooms for some late night cram sessions or giving-up parties. <\/p>\n
Some of us are just highly functioning drunks. Reserve large study rooms for late night cram sessions\/giving\u2014up parties.<\/p>\n
Boxing Day. Canadian Thanksgiving. We go H.A.M., they go (Canadian) Bacon.<\/p>\n
You\u2019ll never know!<\/p>\n
Little known fact: the term \u201cBlack\u201d Friday was originally \u201cBlackout\u201d Friday, coined in 1901 by UChicago\u2019s first president William Rainey Harper to describe the aftereffects of his infamous Thanksgiving tradition of downing straight vodka via turkey baster.<\/p>\n
The First Party after breaking up with your Highschool Boyfriend\/Girlfriend<\/p>\n
What was his name again? This is the party where you get to replace the fluids you’ve lost in tears with pure grain alcohol. Make sure to find your next relationship at this party before the darkness sets in.<\/p>\n
Fun Fact: Abraham Lincoln\u2019s Cabinet commonly referred to him as the \u201cLiquored Liberator\u201d. His Secret Service codename was \u201cGuzzler\u201d. Cheers to the Land of Lincoln!<\/p>\n
Whoops. Brb crying.<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n
If you\u2019re single and unhappy about it, this is an incredibly dangerous day. Make wise decisions, everyone.<\/p>\n
4\/20 High-cycle tour with John Boyer<\/p>\n
-One of the only University sponsored parties worth going to, this herbally supplemented tour of the southside and its after party won’t let you down. <\/p>\n
Contrary to popular belief, the D definitely stands for Drank.<\/p>\n
<\/b> <\/ul>\n They don\u2019t come around that often, so make sure to keep your eyes peeled. <\/p>\n \n By Robin Ye Aug. 2, 2013 The brochures promised it all: eternal laughter on the quad, casual, enjoyable studying, and a diverse set of friends assembled from the far regions of the world, and the Midwest. However, what the brochures won\u2019t tell you about is the incredible nightlife on campus. Besides your weekly ho-hum Bar Night and Thirsty Thursday (for those of you who can speak Greek), here are the parties you should look out for. Parties to Look Out for Halloween \u201cHalloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.\u201d \u2013 Psalm 151 The Ones in the Reg It’s the most popular research library on campus. You can reserve large study rooms for some late night cram sessions or giving-up parties. Some of us are just highly functioning drunks. Reserve large study rooms for late night cram sessions\/giving\u2014up parties. Any Canadian holiday Boxing Day. Canadian Thanksgiving. We go H.A.M., they go (Canadian) Bacon. That party you don\u2019t remember You\u2019ll never know! Dranksgiving\/Black Friday Little known fact: the term \u201cBlack\u201d Friday was originally \u201cBlackout\u201d Friday, coined in 1901 by UChicago\u2019s first president William Rainey Harper to describe the aftereffects of his infamous Thanksgiving tradition of downing straight vodka via turkey baster. The First Party after breaking up with your Highschool Boyfriend\/Girlfriend What was his name again? This is the party where you get to replace the fluids you’ve lost in tears with pure grain alcohol. Make sure to find your next relationship at this party before the darkness sets in. Presidents\u2019 Day Fun Fact: Abraham Lincoln\u2019s Cabinet commonly referred to him as the \u201cLiquored Liberator\u201d. His Secret Service codename was \u201cGuzzler\u201d. Cheers to the Land of Lincoln! The awkward one where you\u2019re left in the corner full of guys, casually sippin’ and staring at the girls at the other end of the room while trying really hard to not be the corner kids. Whoops. Brb crying. Valentine\u2019s Day If you\u2019re single and unhappy about it, this is an incredibly dangerous day. Make wise decisions, everyone. 4\/20 High-cycle tour with John Boyer -One of the only University sponsored parties worth going to, this herbally supplemented tour of the southside and its after party won’t let you down. Good Friday-Easter Ask the Christians what they do. D-Day Contrary to popular belief, the D definitely stands for Drank. That one where you think to yourself: \u201cWow, that was a really enjoyable party. I\u2019m glad I went!\u201d They don\u2019t come around that often, so make sure to keep your eyes peeled.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2281"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2281"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2281\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3314,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2281\/revisions\/3314"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2281"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2281"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}} <\/ul>\n
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