{"id":2280,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/undergrad-begins-quest-for-truth\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T05:00:15","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T22:00:15","slug":"undergrad-begins-quest-for-truth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/undergrad-begins-quest-for-truth\/","title":{"rendered":"Undergrad Begins Quest For Truth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\" alt=\" \" \/><\/p>\n<h6>By <a href=\"\/search?author=Zach Augustine\">Zach Augustine<\/a><\/h6>\n<h6>Aug. 2, 2013<\/h6>\n<p>Incoming first-year Sally Danderson is determined to finally solve not one but several of the vital issues that have been plaguing philosophy for all of recorded human history, sources reported Tuesday of O-Week. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cLook, I didn\u2019t set out to disprove God but someone\u2019s gotta do it.\u201d Sally said as she stepped off her GO Airport Express shuttle fresh from O\u2019Hare. \u201cThere\u2019s really no time to waste.\u201dA trip to the Reg for her mandatory ID photo gave Sally time to get in some O-Week philosophizing, sources confirmed yesterday. The Class of 2017 Facebook page reports that she is, in fact, a direct descendant of both Plato and the Oracle. \u201cIt\u2019s just good to get a head start. Hopefully I can knock off a few of these eternal questions before my advisor meeting. Man, I hope I get into Phil Per.\u201d  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Zach Augustine Aug. 2, 2013 Incoming first-year Sally Danderson is determined to finally solve not one but several of the vital issues that have been plaguing philosophy for all of recorded human history, sources reported Tuesday of O-Week. \u201cLook, I didn\u2019t set out to disprove God but someone\u2019s gotta do it.\u201d Sally said as she stepped off her GO Airport Express shuttle fresh from O\u2019Hare. \u201cThere\u2019s really no time to waste.\u201dA trip to the Reg for her mandatory ID photo gave Sally time to get in some O-Week philosophizing, sources confirmed yesterday. The Class of 2017 Facebook page reports that she is, in fact, a direct descendant of both Plato and the Oracle. \u201cIt\u2019s just good to get a head start. Hopefully I can knock off a few of these eternal questions before my advisor meeting. Man, I hope I get into Phil Per.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2280","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2280","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2280"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2280\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3313,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2280\/revisions\/3313"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2280"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2280"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2280"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}