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Following the startling success of last year\u2019s \u201cBeer and Bowl Buyback Days”, the University of Chicago revealed in a press release Friday that it plans to work in close partnership with campus Greek organizations to institute a new breathalyzer program, requiring that students pass a breathalyzer test before entering or leaving fraternity events, school events, or any other social occasion.<\/p>\n
\u201cWe\u2019re just glad to be taking a little more responsibility for the welfare of the students,\u201d said senior William Cayuso, president of the University’s Pi Kappa Alpha chapter, which in the past two years has donated $35,000 to the UCPD\u2019s Alcohol Sniffing and Attack Dogs units. Ultimately, this is a place for students to learn without distraction, and UChicago’s fraternities are not only leading by example, but really taking initiative in ensuring that students handle their recreation in a safe, moderate, and controlled manner. “It\u2019s really the local vendors, though, that make instituting student safety on this level possible,\u201d said Cayuso, as he unloaded fruit punch for upcoming O-Week events. \u201cIf they weren\u2019t so resolute in ensuring that minors cannot purchase or gain access to alcohol, our safety measures would be little more than a farce.\u201d<\/p>\n
When reached for comment, every second and third-year student was seen filling out transfer applications to Brigham Young University, where, in the words of second-year Max Davidson, \u201cThey know how to fucking drink.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
By Daniel Betancourt Sept. 15, 2013 Following the startling success of last year\u2019s \u201cBeer and Bowl Buyback Days”, the University of Chicago revealed in a press release Friday that it plans to work in close partnership with campus Greek organizations to institute a new breathalyzer program, requiring that students pass a breathalyzer test before entering or leaving fraternity events, school events, or any other social occasion. \u201cWe\u2019re just glad to be taking a little more responsibility for the welfare of the students,\u201d said senior William Cayuso, president of the University’s Pi Kappa Alpha chapter, which in the past two years has donated $35,000 to the UCPD\u2019s Alcohol Sniffing and Attack Dogs units. Ultimately, this is a place for students to learn without distraction, and UChicago’s fraternities are not only leading by example, but really taking initiative in ensuring that students handle their recreation in a safe, moderate, and controlled manner. “It\u2019s really the local vendors, though, that make instituting student safety on this level possible,\u201d said Cayuso, as he unloaded fruit punch for upcoming O-Week events. \u201cIf they weren\u2019t so resolute in ensuring that minors cannot purchase or gain access to alcohol, our safety measures would be little more than a farce.\u201d When reached for comment, every second and third-year student was seen filling out transfer applications to Brigham Young University, where, in the words of second-year Max Davidson, \u201cThey know how to fucking drink.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2268","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2268","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2268"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2268\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3301,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2268\/revisions\/3301"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}