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It\u2019s my favorite time of year again: Wellness Week. I\u2019m pumped to go about my day today with just a little more pep. I\u2019ll do pretty much the same thing I do every day – send a few mass e-mails, load the Condom Cannon, and attend some Health Promotion & Wellness meetings. After that, it’s Wellapalooza! This is our banner week, so I’ll be out on the quad for the rest of the day, giving backrubs and pamphlets to the people we care about the most – the students. I love this job, of course, but it can be draining. You\u2019re always \u201con\u201d, you know? Sometimes my usual cool down routine of listening to Swedish techno while watching boxing on Pay-Per-View just won\u2019t cut it. Luckily, I\u2019ll get to spit-roast some puppies and have them for dinner. <\/p>\n
I\u2019ve had the hankering for a while but haven\u2019t gotten the chance to indulge it. It\u2019s easy to find puppies in Evanston. That\u2019s what I did before starting work at UChicago. But now, it\u2019s a real trek. No puppy is delicious enough to bother taking the Red and Purple lines. And don\u2019t even get me started on buses. For a while, I thought I was well and truly fucked when it came to chowing down on Shiloh.<\/p>\n
I hit upon a solution last year. Everyone loves puppies, especially college students, who are generally infantile messes one step away from drinking from toilets themselves. So why not get the goods shipped to campus? I talked it over with my main bulldog Bobby Zimmer, and he was cool with it. This year, he says he\u2019ll let me use the basement of the Administration building (or should I say Edward Levi Hall?) to host a sick cookout, so long as I invite him and those two dudes who won Nobels.<\/p>\n
Making sure UChicago students don\u2019t dissolve into quivering blobs of anxiety is a tough job. I\u2019m glad that I can relax with some juicy puppies, and even gladder that I work for an administration condiserate enough to ship them right to me. Thank you, students. You may be difficult, but it\u2019s your tuition that pays for this deliciousness.<\/p>\n
Hugs and kisses, Lindsey<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
By Lindsey Greeson, Health Educator Oct. 17, 2013 It\u2019s my favorite time of year again: Wellness Week. I\u2019m pumped to go about my day today with just a little more pep. I\u2019ll do pretty much the same thing I do every day – send a few mass e-mails, load the Condom Cannon, and attend some Health Promotion & Wellness meetings. After that, it’s Wellapalooza! This is our banner week, so I’ll be out on the quad for the rest of the day, giving backrubs and pamphlets to the people we care about the most – the students. I love this job, of course, but it can be draining. You\u2019re always \u201con\u201d, you know? Sometimes my usual cool down routine of listening to Swedish techno while watching boxing on Pay-Per-View just won\u2019t cut it. Luckily, I\u2019ll get to spit-roast some puppies and have them for dinner. I\u2019ve had the hankering for a while but haven\u2019t gotten the chance to indulge it. It\u2019s easy to find puppies in Evanston. That\u2019s what I did before starting work at UChicago. But now, it\u2019s a real trek. No puppy is delicious enough to bother taking the Red and Purple lines. And don\u2019t even get me started on buses. For a while, I thought I was well and truly fucked when it came to chowing down on Shiloh. I hit upon a solution last year. Everyone loves puppies, especially college students, who are generally infantile messes one step away from drinking from toilets themselves. So why not get the goods shipped to campus? I talked it over with my main bulldog Bobby Zimmer, and he was cool with it. This year, he says he\u2019ll let me use the basement of the Administration building (or should I say Edward Levi Hall?) to host a sick cookout, so long as I invite him and those two dudes who won Nobels. Making sure UChicago students don\u2019t dissolve into quivering blobs of anxiety is a tough job. I\u2019m glad that I can relax with some juicy puppies, and even gladder that I work for an administration condiserate enough to ship them right to me. Thank you, students. You may be difficult, but it\u2019s your tuition that pays for this deliciousness. Hugs and kisses, Lindsey<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2266","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2266","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2266"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2266\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3299,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2266\/revisions\/3299"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2266"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2266"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2266"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}