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The Human Cannonball has entered the canon, observers report. The release of The Cannonball has been heralded as \u201ca major event in the world of entertainment\u201d for this and successive generations, who have universally regarded its meteoric rise with awe. The Cannonball wasted no time rocketing into the stratosphere, soaring to a position of great height above the clouds and carrying its tremendous weight with ease.<\/p>\n
The Cannonball\u2019s entry into the canon has been a surprise to those who \u201cnever thought it would make it.\u201d It is certainly a daring move. Not least among its obstacles wasthat The Human Cannonball, an extremely experimental venture, may appear a poor fit for the canon. Indeed, academics have begun to debate the usefulness and necessity of the canon altogether, rendering The Human Cannonball’s timing particularly inopportune.<\/p>\n
Yet The Human Cannonball\u2019s story\u2014a tragic narrative of getting loaded, shooting up, and staying unbelievably high before crashing\u2014has inspired millions who can thoroughly relate. \u201cThe Human Cannonball\u2019s explosion has sent shock waves resounding everywhere,\u201d said University of Chicago Professor Hugh McCannonball. \u201cWe fear it may incite destructive behavior, but we\u2019re compelled to admire its sheer force and fearless drive. It’s well-rounded, too. And everyone has felt The Cannonball\u2019s impact. It seems at times to move faster than the speed of sound.\u201d <\/p>\n
Competition to enter the canon has grown less fierce in recent years, which certainly appears to be a factor in The Human Cannonball\u2019s iron-clad popularity. Critics speculate, though, that this event will be the impetus for the canon to produce a new boom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
By Daniel Moattar May 14, 2014 The Human Cannonball has entered the canon, observers report. The release of The Cannonball has been heralded as \u201ca major event in the world of entertainment\u201d for this and successive generations, who have universally regarded its meteoric rise with awe. The Cannonball wasted no time rocketing into the stratosphere, soaring to a position of great height above the clouds and carrying its tremendous weight with ease. The Cannonball\u2019s entry into the canon has been a surprise to those who \u201cnever thought it would make it.\u201d It is certainly a daring move. Not least among its obstacles wasthat The Human Cannonball, an extremely experimental venture, may appear a poor fit for the canon. Indeed, academics have begun to debate the usefulness and necessity of the canon altogether, rendering The Human Cannonball’s timing particularly inopportune. Yet The Human Cannonball\u2019s story\u2014a tragic narrative of getting loaded, shooting up, and staying unbelievably high before crashing\u2014has inspired millions who can thoroughly relate. \u201cThe Human Cannonball\u2019s explosion has sent shock waves resounding everywhere,\u201d said University of Chicago Professor Hugh McCannonball. \u201cWe fear it may incite destructive behavior, but we\u2019re compelled to admire its sheer force and fearless drive. It’s well-rounded, too. And everyone has felt The Cannonball\u2019s impact. It seems at times to move faster than the speed of sound.\u201d Competition to enter the canon has grown less fierce in recent years, which certainly appears to be a factor in The Human Cannonball\u2019s iron-clad popularity. Critics speculate, though, that this event will be the impetus for the canon to produce a new boom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2165","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2165","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2165"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2165\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3198,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2165\/revisions\/3198"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}