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10 things your parents have already replaced you with<\/p>\n
Maya Handa<\/p>\n
1. A darling vase<\/p>\n
2. A self-loading dishwasher<\/p>\n
3. Three Christmas ornaments<\/p>\n
4. A therapist<\/p>\n
5. More frequent intercourse<\/p>\n
6. Amateur photography<\/p>\n
7. Your sister<\/p>\n
8. Buddhism<\/p>\n
9. A monkey and a typewriter<\/p>\n
10. A disaster insurance plan with a lower premium<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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