{"id":2153,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/seven-things-white-people-need-to-stop-doing\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:59:52","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:59:52","slug":"seven-things-white-people-need-to-stop-doing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/seven-things-white-people-need-to-stop-doing\/","title":{"rendered":"Seven Things White People Need to Stop Doing"},"content":{"rendered":"

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By Morgan Pantuck<\/a><\/h6>\n
Oct. 13, 2014<\/h6>\n

1. Moaning<\/p>\n

2. Rattling chains<\/p>\n

3. Levitating objects<\/p>\n

4. Seeking vengeance from beyond the grave.<\/p>\n

5. Reminding me of my late great-aunt.<\/p>\n

6. Replacing the milk in my cereal with blood.<\/p>\n

7. Talking about Christmas past (enough already!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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