{"id":2150,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/classifieds\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:59:51","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:59:51","slug":"classifieds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/classifieds\/","title":{"rendered":"Classifieds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src=\"\" alt=\" \" \/><\/p>\n<h6>By <a href=\"\/search?author=Matthew Goldenberg and Morgan Pantuck\">Matthew Goldenberg and Morgan Pantuck<\/a><\/h6>\n<h6>Oct. 21, 2014<\/h6>\n<p>&#8220;Lab&#8221; partner wanted<\/p>\n<p>Looking to experiment with girls. Must have significant biology and chemistry background, advanced laboratory skills, a research portfolio, and huge ol&#8217; tits.<\/p>\n<p>* * *<\/p>\n<p>Lonely Grad Student Seeks Sensual Green Card<\/p>\n<p>Looking for someone to support and protect me with a close and personal relationship during my graduate studies in the U.S.<\/p>\n<p>Have tried taking the traditional route with green cards before, but it&#8217;s never worked out. I&#8217;m still confident there&#8217;s one out there for me. <\/p>\n<p>I am charming, work hard, and won\u2019t steal your job. No need to pay me.<\/p>\n<p>I enjoy long walks on the path to citizenship.<\/p>\n<p>Green card should love greeting potential employers and staying on my person at all times.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Matthew Goldenberg and Morgan Pantuck Oct. 21, 2014 &#8220;Lab&#8221; partner wanted Looking to experiment with girls. Must have significant biology and chemistry background, advanced laboratory skills, a research portfolio, and huge ol&#8217; tits. * * * Lonely Grad Student Seeks Sensual Green Card Looking for someone to support and protect me with a close and personal relationship during my graduate studies in the U.S. Have tried taking the traditional route with green cards before, but it&#8217;s never worked out. I&#8217;m still confident there&#8217;s one out there for me. I am charming, work hard, and won\u2019t steal your job. No need to pay me. I enjoy long walks on the path to citizenship. Green card should love greeting potential employers and staying on my person at all times.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2150"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2150"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2150\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3183,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2150\/revisions\/3183"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}