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Sources confirm that student Giles Froman received fellatio from his grade point average on the second floor of Max Palevksy Residential College last Friday night. Though there were no eyewitnesses to the encounter who were willing to comment, both housemates and roommates have supported Froman\u2019s story with corroborating evidence and character testimony for the student and his grades. <\/p>\n
\u201cI knew they were close, but I didn\u2019t know how close,\u201d said resident Marnie Salls. \u201cIt wasn\u2019t until I saw Giles fumbling with the keys to his room while his GPA stroked his arm with its digits that I knew they were getting the D. Maybe the D+.\u201d<\/p>\n
According to Giles\u2019 report, filed with his academic advisor and spread via word of mouth to this reporter, the GPA sat him down gently on his long single bed, unbuttoned his pants, and proceeded to do a number on his penis. <\/p>\n
\u201cMy grades had been sending me signals for a while,\u201d explained Giles. \u201cI wasn\u2019t necessarily looking to score, but my GPA was super forward.”<\/p>\n
After Giles climaxed, the grade point average reportedly stood up, wiped its mouth, and exited the Max double. Salls reports that the GPA walked down the hall quickly, slowing only to mutter under its breath: \u201cYou may not be on the Dean\u2019s List, but you\u2019re on mine.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
By Pseudonym Nov. 16, 2014 Sources confirm that student Giles Froman received fellatio from his grade point average on the second floor of Max Palevksy Residential College last Friday night. Though there were no eyewitnesses to the encounter who were willing to comment, both housemates and roommates have supported Froman\u2019s story with corroborating evidence and character testimony for the student and his grades. \u201cI knew they were close, but I didn\u2019t know how close,\u201d said resident Marnie Salls. \u201cIt wasn\u2019t until I saw Giles fumbling with the keys to his room while his GPA stroked his arm with its digits that I knew they were getting the D. Maybe the D+.\u201d According to Giles\u2019 report, filed with his academic advisor and spread via word of mouth to this reporter, the GPA sat him down gently on his long single bed, unbuttoned his pants, and proceeded to do a number on his penis. \u201cMy grades had been sending me signals for a while,\u201d explained Giles. \u201cI wasn\u2019t necessarily looking to score, but my GPA was super forward.” After Giles climaxed, the grade point average reportedly stood up, wiped its mouth, and exited the Max double. Salls reports that the GPA walked down the hall quickly, slowing only to mutter under its breath: \u201cYou may not be on the Dean\u2019s List, but you\u2019re on mine.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2131","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2131"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2131\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3164,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2131\/revisions\/3164"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}