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1. You keep bumping into each other, and it\u2019s feeling more and more deliberate on her part.<\/p>\n
2. It\u2019s as though the wind\u2019s knocked out of you the first time she touches you.<\/p>\n
3. That collapsing feeling in your stomach.<\/p>\n
4. She\u2019s initiating more and more physical contact.<\/p>\n
5. She keeps playing footsie with your shins, enthusiastically.<\/p>\n
6. The onset of a sudden lightheadedness as your interaction proceeds.<\/p>\n
7. She bites her lips, and yours, whenever you make eye contact.<\/p>\n
8. She plays with her hair before and after each of her impressive right hooks.<\/p>\n
9. As you take a Snapchat selfie together, you realize you have a black eye.<\/p>\n
10. She frequently licks your blood off her lips while you talk to her. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
By Willamina Groething Nov. 16, 2014 1. You keep bumping into each other, and it\u2019s feeling more and more deliberate on her part. 2. It\u2019s as though the wind\u2019s knocked out of you the first time she touches you. 3. That collapsing feeling in your stomach. 4. She\u2019s initiating more and more physical contact. 5. She keeps playing footsie with your shins, enthusiastically. 6. The onset of a sudden lightheadedness as your interaction proceeds. 7. She bites her lips, and yours, whenever you make eye contact. 8. She plays with her hair before and after each of her impressive right hooks. 9. As you take a Snapchat selfie together, you realize you have a black eye. 10. She frequently licks your blood off her lips while you talk to her.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2122","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2122"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2122\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3155,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2122\/revisions\/3155"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}