{"id":2097,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/classified-artist-seeks-torture\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:59:35","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:59:35","slug":"classified-artist-seeks-torture","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/classified-artist-seeks-torture\/","title":{"rendered":"Classified: Artist Seeks Torture"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src=\"\" alt=\" \" \/><\/p>\n<h6>By <a href=\"\/search?author=Dan Lastres\">Dan Lastres<\/a><\/h6>\n<h6>Dec. 31, 2014<\/h6>\n<p>Classified: Artist Seeks Torture<\/p>\n<p>Aspiring artist with privileged upbringing seeks malevolent acts to inspire creative works.  Applicants can expect to <\/p>\n<p>\uf0b7 Humiliate me in public<\/p>\n<p>\uf0b7 Point out and mercilessly exploit my deepest insecurities <\/p>\n<p>\uf0b7 Haunt dreams<\/p>\n<p>\uf0b7 Produce better works of art in a similar style to mine, thereby upstaging me<\/p>\n<p>\uf0b7 Fall in love, then disappear just when things seem to be on the up and up<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Dan Lastres Dec. 31, 2014 Classified: Artist Seeks Torture Aspiring artist with privileged upbringing seeks malevolent acts to inspire creative works. Applicants can expect to \uf0b7 Humiliate me in public \uf0b7 Point out and mercilessly exploit my deepest insecurities \uf0b7 Haunt dreams \uf0b7 Produce better works of art in a similar style to mine, thereby upstaging me \uf0b7 Fall in love, then disappear just when things seem to be on the up and up<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2097"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2097"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2097\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3130,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2097\/revisions\/3130"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2097"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2097"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2097"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}