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What?? Why??<\/p>\n
I don\u2019t understand!! We were all just standing around having a good time and then- what?? Everyone started kissing! Each other! With their mouths!<\/p>\n
They\u2019re doing it right now<\/em>!!<\/p>\n Okay. Let me try to back up and retrace the night. We all gathered at my Aunt Cheryl\u2019s house a couple hours ago around 9:30 PM. We said hello to friends and family. Okay. Nothing weird there.<\/p>\n There was a vegetable platter out for a while, but I think it\u2019s been put away. The TV is on in the background. People were chatting over drinks. Nothing seemed out of the ordinary.<\/p>\n Until people started kissing other people right next to me!! Out of nowhere they just started pressing their mouths together into each other! With lips! Ewwww!<\/p>\n Why are they doing this?? Why are they all<\/em> doing this?? I\u2026 I just don\u2019t get it. My parents are kissing inches from my face, and inches from my aunt and uncle who are also kissing. They\u2019re making kissing noises so loudly! Don\u2019t they know they\u2019re in a room with all their relatives? Did they forget??<\/p>\n Was there some kind of signal? Okay\u2026 think, Evan, think.<\/p>\n Oh! Some people were counting, backwards, just ten or fifteen seconds ago. Maybe that has something to do with it? 3\u2026 2\u2026 1\u2026 and then each person in the room kissed another person in the room. At the same time!<\/p>\n I\u2019ve kissed six other people in my life. On the lips, I mean. With passion. But never in a room full of people who were also kissing<\/em>! I enjoy kissing in the privacy of a room, or churchtower, or dad\u2019s car. But I don\u2019t think I could make the kisses right next to my family friends while they also did kissing. I don\u2019t think I could do it!<\/p>\n But okay. I mean, it\u2019s not that big a deal. They kiss. I kiss. We kiss. You probably kiss, or at least have kissed, or will kiss? It\u2019s not that much. Okay.<\/p>\n I hope they stop soon.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" By Evan Bernstein Jan. 2, 2015 What?? Why?? I don\u2019t understand!! We were all just standing around having a good time and then- what?? Everyone started kissing! Each other! With their mouths! They\u2019re doing it right now!! Okay. Let me try to back up and retrace the night. We all gathered at my Aunt Cheryl\u2019s house a couple hours ago around 9:30 PM. We said hello to friends and family. Okay. Nothing weird there. There was a vegetable platter out for a while, but I think it\u2019s been put away. The TV is on in the background. People were chatting over drinks. Nothing seemed out of the ordinary. Until people started kissing other people right next to me!! Out of nowhere they just started pressing their mouths together into each other! With lips! Ewwww! Why are they doing this?? Why are they all doing this?? I\u2026 I just don\u2019t get it. My parents are kissing inches from my face, and inches from my aunt and uncle who are also kissing. They\u2019re making kissing noises so loudly! Don\u2019t they know they\u2019re in a room with all their relatives? Did they forget?? Was there some kind of signal? Okay\u2026 think, Evan, think. Oh! Some people were counting, backwards, just ten or fifteen seconds ago. Maybe that has something to do with it? 3\u2026 2\u2026 1\u2026 and then each person in the room kissed another person in the room. At the same time! I\u2019ve kissed six other people in my life. On the lips, I mean. With passion. But never in a room full of people who were also kissing! I enjoy kissing in the privacy of a room, or churchtower, or dad\u2019s car. But I don\u2019t think I could make the kisses right next to my family friends while they also did kissing. I don\u2019t think I could do it! But okay. I mean, it\u2019s not that big a deal. They kiss. I kiss. We kiss. You probably kiss, or at least have kissed, or will kiss? It\u2019s not that much. Okay. 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