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I\u2019m a mother, and as a mother, I get the final say about anything related to my baby. I also get to opine about anything related to other people’s babies, using my hard-earned mom expertise. So when I heard all my friends talking about scheduling operations to affix a sharp, curved, and pincer-like claw in the center of their children\u2019s foreheads, I knew I had to say something. <\/p>\n
As a good mother, I\u2019ve consulted several medical professionals to help my son get a head start in life. Under my watchful eye, he’s growing up healthy and strong, thanks to weekly hypnosis, daily leeches, and inoculations of arsenic for healthy skin. But a head-claw? My gut tells me this is just a trend, like the polio vaccine. <\/p>\n
Some of the other moms have turned on me, calling me \u201cirresponsible,\u201d \u201ca danger to future generations,\u201d and \u201cunfashionable.\u201d But I just have one question for this herd-immunity-building- herd of fad-followers: If you\u2019re so sure this head-claw is going to protect your child, why would my normal-headed son be a threat?<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
By Editorial Bored Feb. 1, 2015 I\u2019m a mother, and as a mother, I get the final say about anything related to my baby. I also get to opine about anything related to other people’s babies, using my hard-earned mom expertise. So when I heard all my friends talking about scheduling operations to affix a sharp, curved, and pincer-like claw in the center of their children\u2019s foreheads, I knew I had to say something. As a good mother, I\u2019ve consulted several medical professionals to help my son get a head start in life. Under my watchful eye, he’s growing up healthy and strong, thanks to weekly hypnosis, daily leeches, and inoculations of arsenic for healthy skin. But a head-claw? My gut tells me this is just a trend, like the polio vaccine. Some of the other moms have turned on me, calling me \u201cirresponsible,\u201d \u201ca danger to future generations,\u201d and \u201cunfashionable.\u201d But I just have one question for this herd-immunity-building- herd of fad-followers: If you\u2019re so sure this head-claw is going to protect your child, why would my normal-headed son be a threat?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2087","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2087","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2087"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2087\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3120,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2087\/revisions\/3120"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2087"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2087"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2087"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}