{"id":2075,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/oh-god-oh-no-a-train\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:59:31","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:59:31","slug":"oh-god-oh-no-a-train","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/oh-god-oh-no-a-train\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh God, Oh No, A Train!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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By Evan Bernstein<\/a><\/h6>\n
Feb. 1, 2015<\/h6>\n

<\/strong>PARIS 1986 \u2013 <\/i>A review of the <\/em>Lumi\u00e8re<\/em> brothers\u2019 <\/em>The Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat Station<\/p>\n

<\/em>Oh God oh Jesus oh no oh God everybody run!!! The train is coming right towards us! <\/p>\n

Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh!<\/p>\n

Seriously, everybody in the theater you have to leave<\/em> and jump out of the way before it\u2019s too late! <\/p>\n

Noooooooooooooo!<\/p>\n

It\u2019s a traaaaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnnn!<\/p>\n

Look out it\u2019s going to kill us all we\u2019re in its path and oh God it\u2019s moving faster! Get out get out get out we have to go noooowwwwww!!<\/p>\n

Traaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By Evan Bernstein Feb. 1, 2015 PARIS 1986 \u2013 A review of the Lumi\u00e8re brothers\u2019 The Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat Station Oh God oh Jesus oh no oh God everybody run!!! The train is coming right towards us! Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh! Seriously, everybody in the theater you have to leave and jump out of the way before it\u2019s too late! Noooooooooooooo! It\u2019s a traaaaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnnn! Look out it\u2019s going to kill us all we\u2019re in its path and oh God it\u2019s moving faster! Get out get out get out we have to go noooowwwwww!! Traaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2075"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2075"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2075\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3108,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2075\/revisions\/3108"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2075"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2075"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2075"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}