{"id":2073,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/17-cats-that-are-god\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:59:30","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:59:30","slug":"17-cats-that-are-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/17-cats-that-are-god\/","title":{"rendered":"17 Cats That Are God"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\" alt=\" \" \/><\/p>\n<h6>By <a href=\"\/search?author=Egyptian Holy Council\">Egyptian Holy Council<\/a><\/h6>\n<h6>Feb. 1, 2015<\/h6>\n<p>1) My cat.<\/p>\n<p>2) Your cat.<\/p>\n<p>3) My mom\u2019s cat.<\/p>\n<p>4) Your mom\u2019s cat.<\/p>\n<p>5) Ricky\u2019s cat.<\/p>\n<p>6) That weird cat.<\/p>\n<p>7) Seriously, all the cats.<\/p>\n<p>8) Every single cat is God.<\/p>\n<p>9) Cats on the street? God.<\/p>\n<p>10) Cats in your house? God.<\/p>\n<p>11) Cats that are fat? God.<\/p>\n<p>12) Even cats that smell weird? Yup. God God God. <\/p>\n<p>13) They\u2019re all God.<\/p>\n<p>14) All the cats are God.<\/p>\n<p>15) Every last one.<\/p>\n<p>16) Even the ones with different colored paws.<\/p>\n<p>17) Especially those are God.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Egyptian Holy Council Feb. 1, 2015 1) My cat. 2) Your cat. 3) My mom\u2019s cat. 4) Your mom\u2019s cat. 5) Ricky\u2019s cat. 6) That weird cat. 7) Seriously, all the cats. 8) Every single cat is God. 9) Cats on the street? God. 10) Cats in your house? God. 11) Cats that are fat? God. 12) Even cats that smell weird? Yup. God God God. 13) They\u2019re all God. 14) All the cats are God. 15) Every last one. 16) Even the ones with different colored paws. 17) Especially those are God.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2073","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2073","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2073"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2073\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3106,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2073\/revisions\/3106"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2073"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2073"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2073"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}