{"id":2051,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/20-ways-to-please-your-man\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:59:25","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:59:25","slug":"20-ways-to-please-your-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/20-ways-to-please-your-man\/","title":{"rendered":"20 Ways to Please Your Man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src=\"\" alt=\" \" \/><\/p>\n<h6>By <a href=\"\/search?author=Evan Bernstein\">Evan Bernstein<\/a><\/h6>\n<h6>April 23, 2015<\/h6>\n<p><strong>20 Ways to Please Your Man<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>These twenty tips are sure to spice things up in the bedroom, shower, or empty train car!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>1. Touch it<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Touching it is a sure-fire way to get your man in the mood.<\/p>\n<p><em>2. Grab it<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Take charge. Let him know you\u2019ve got this.<\/p>\n<p><em><\/em><em>3. Grab it slowly<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Okay, maybe that was too aggressive. Slow it down. Don\u2019t scare him.<\/p>\n<p><em>4. Touch it again<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Back to basics.<\/p>\n<p><em><\/em><em>5. Caress it<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Use a woman\u2019s touch.<\/p>\n<p><em><\/em><em>6. Fondle it<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Use a man\u2019s touch.<\/p>\n<p><em><\/em><em>7. Press it<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Might as well give it a shot.<\/p>\n<p><em><\/em><em>8. Look at it<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Take some time to sit back and appreciate what you\u2019re dealing with.<\/p>\n<p><em><\/em><em>9. See how it shines<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Notice how it radiates towards the sky.<\/p>\n<p><em><\/em><em>10. Stroke it<\/em><\/p>\n<p>He\u2019ll just go crazy.<\/p>\n<p><em><\/em><em>11. Yank it<\/em><\/p>\n<p>He won\u2019t be able to control himself.<\/p>\n<p><em><\/em><em>12. Bop it<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><\/em>He might get a little confused \u2013 but it\u2019s all part of the game.<\/p>\n<p><em><\/em><em>13. Touch it some more<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Can\u2019t stress this one enough.<\/p>\n<p><em><\/em><em>14. Mouth stuff<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Pretend it\u2019s\u2026 anything else.<\/p>\n<p><em>1<\/em><em>5. Compliment it<\/em><\/p>\n<p>A little flattery goes a long way.<\/p>\n<p><em>16. Make it feel loved<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Time to break out the charm!<\/p>\n<p><em>17. Feel it<\/em><\/p>\n<p>This one\u2019s for you as much as for him.<\/p>\n<p><em><\/em><em>18. Know it<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><\/em>Become aware of your situation.<\/p>\n<p><em><\/em><em>19. Touch it<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Seriously, though, you really just need to touch it.<\/p>\n<p><em><\/em><em>20. Touch it a lot<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><\/em>You can basically forget the other nineteen if you want. This is the one that matters.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Evan Bernstein April 23, 2015 20 Ways to Please Your Man These twenty tips are sure to spice things up in the bedroom, shower, or empty train car! 1. Touch it Touching it is a sure-fire way to get your man in the mood. 2. Grab it Take charge. Let him know you\u2019ve got this. 3. Grab it slowly Okay, maybe that was too aggressive. Slow it down. Don\u2019t scare him. 4. Touch it again Back to basics. 5. Caress it Use a woman\u2019s touch. 6. Fondle it Use a man\u2019s touch. 7. Press it Might as well give it a shot. 8. Look at it Take some time to sit back and appreciate what you\u2019re dealing with. 9. See how it shines Notice how it radiates towards the sky. 10. Stroke it He\u2019ll just go crazy. 11. Yank it He won\u2019t be able to control himself. 12. Bop it He might get a little confused \u2013 but it\u2019s all part of the game. 13. Touch it some more Can\u2019t stress this one enough. 14. Mouth stuff Pretend it\u2019s\u2026 anything else. 15. Compliment it A little flattery goes a long way. 16. Make it feel loved Time to break out the charm! 17. Feel it This one\u2019s for you as much as for him. 18. Know it Become aware of your situation. 19. Touch it Seriously, though, you really just need to touch it. 20. Touch it a lot You can basically forget the other nineteen if you want. This is the one that matters.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2051"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2051"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2051\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3084,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2051\/revisions\/3084"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2051"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2051"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2051"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}