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After a recent study conducted by Emma Jacobson and the rest of the O-Week crew that is somehow already cool, Friday night’s \u201cGiddyup\u201d party most likely won\u2019t be very good. <\/p>\n
The wild west themed event advertised to almost all of Flint house through a Facebook event made by ambitious first-year Corey Ross is slated to start at 9 pm in \u201cSuite 302 (The Lair)\u201d and to go until \u201capparently there is no end time.\u201d <\/p>\n
Based on a poll conducted by Jacobson earlier on Facebook chat, a bunch of her friends from another house are allegedly going to hang out at one of the frats tonight. The results of the poll demonstrate that outside of Flint House, pretty much everyone is going to be at this frat thing, and Emma\u2019s friend from high school is dating one of the brothers, so it\u2019d probably be chill.<\/p>\n
The \u201cGiddyup\u201d event, which currently has 18 people \u201cattending\u201d on Facebook, has been advertised as being \u201cthe place to be tonight\u201d by Corey at the house table earlier, just out of earshot of the Resident Advisor. \u201cIf my friend pulls through, there might even be pot there,\u201d reports one first year on condition of confidentiality. <\/p>\n
Jacobson, a 2015 graduate of Phillips Academy Andover in Massachusetts, is not the only one to voice doubts about the viability of the event as a real thing. Her roommate, Kara Oakley, who just took a gap year \ufeffto travel and model around Europe a bunch, also expresses doubt. \u201cAfter being in Italy drinking wine from two decades ago,\u201d says Oakley, \u201csitting around and holding red cups in a tiny dorm room just sounds like a bummer, you know?\u201d<\/p>\n
As for the likely availability of alcohol at the party, Emma reports, \u201cDoes anyone in that suite even have a fake?\u201d According to the event page, the drink options for the evening will be: <\/p>\n
BEER (PBR)<\/em><\/p>\n SVEDKA (SMALL THING) <\/em><\/p>\n BACARDI <\/em><\/p>\n No mixers sorry , if anyone could run by Bart Mart before you come, that\u2019d be dope!!! Rest of u, please bring $3 if you want to drink haha can\u2019t wait to #TurnUp see ya party people there!! DJ Michael is workin on the playlist lol comment suggestions on the event page\u201d <\/em><\/p>\n Sources report that, citing \u201cgrim booze options\u201d and \u201cmajor FOMO,\u201d the Cool Group, led by Emma and Kara for sure, but also including such revered figures as Laura, Juan, Caroline, Sarah, and Aaron, earlier discussed what \u201cGiddyup party\u201d even means. <\/p>\n \u201cAre they gonna have, like, decorations?\u201d inquires Sarah, whose question is met with a drawn-out wince from Juan. \u201cOof,\u201d reports Juan, who then continues, \u201cthat would be embarrassing.\u201d <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" By Hannah Gitlin July 25, 2015 After a recent study conducted by Emma Jacobson and the rest of the O-Week crew that is somehow already cool, Friday night’s \u201cGiddyup\u201d party most likely won\u2019t be very good. The wild west themed event advertised to almost all of Flint house through a Facebook event made by ambitious first-year Corey Ross is slated to start at 9 pm in \u201cSuite 302 (The Lair)\u201d and to go until \u201capparently there is no end time.\u201d Based on a poll conducted by Jacobson earlier on Facebook chat, a bunch of her friends from another house are allegedly going to hang out at one of the frats tonight. The results of the poll demonstrate that outside of Flint House, pretty much everyone is going to be at this frat thing, and Emma\u2019s friend from high school is dating one of the brothers, so it\u2019d probably be chill. The \u201cGiddyup\u201d event, which currently has 18 people \u201cattending\u201d on Facebook, has been advertised as being \u201cthe place to be tonight\u201d by Corey at the house table earlier, just out of earshot of the Resident Advisor. \u201cIf my friend pulls through, there might even be pot there,\u201d reports one first year on condition of confidentiality. Jacobson, a 2015 graduate of Phillips Academy Andover in Massachusetts, is not the only one to voice doubts about the viability of the event as a real thing. Her roommate, Kara Oakley, who just took a gap year \ufeffto travel and model around Europe a bunch, also expresses doubt. \u201cAfter being in Italy drinking wine from two decades ago,\u201d says Oakley, \u201csitting around and holding red cups in a tiny dorm room just sounds like a bummer, you know?\u201d As for the likely availability of alcohol at the party, Emma reports, \u201cDoes anyone in that suite even have a fake?\u201d According to the event page, the drink options for the evening will be: BEER (PBR) SVEDKA (SMALL THING) BACARDI No mixers sorry , if anyone could run by Bart Mart before you come, that\u2019d be dope!!! Rest of u, please bring $3 if you want to drink haha can\u2019t wait to #TurnUp see ya party people there!! DJ Michael is workin on the playlist lol comment suggestions on the event page\u201d Sources report that, citing \u201cgrim booze options\u201d and \u201cmajor FOMO,\u201d the Cool Group, led by Emma and Kara for sure, but also including such revered figures as Laura, Juan, Caroline, Sarah, and Aaron, earlier discussed what \u201cGiddyup party\u201d even means. \u201cAre they gonna have, like, decorations?\u201d inquires Sarah, whose question is met with a drawn-out wince from Juan. \u201cOof,\u201d reports Juan, who then continues, \u201cthat would be embarrassing.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2016","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2016","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2016"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2016\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3049,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2016\/revisions\/3049"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2016"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2016"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2016"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}