{"id":2013,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/alpha-phi-omega\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:59:17","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:59:17","slug":"alpha-phi-omega","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/alpha-phi-omega\/","title":{"rendered":"Alpha Phi Omega"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\" alt=\" \" \/><\/p>\n<h6>By <a href=\"\/search?author=Shady Dealer\">Shady Dealer<\/a><\/h6>\n<h6>Aug. 1, 2015<\/h6>\n<p><insert class=\"ins cts-1\" data-cid=\"2\" data-time=\"1438454079512\" data-userid=\"17\" data-username=\"Walker King\">Ever wanted to be in a frat without the booze? <\/insert><insert class=\"ins cts-1\" data-cid=\"2\" data-time=\"1438454079512\" data-userid=\"17\" data-username=\"Walker King\">The Peace Corps without the credit? <\/insert><insert class=\"ins cts-1\" data-cid=\"2\" data-time=\"1438454079512\" data-userid=\"17\" data-username=\"Walker King\">Boy Scouts without the fire?<\/insert><\/p>\n<p><insert class=\"ins cts-1\" data-cid=\"2\" data-time=\"1438454079512\" data-userid=\"17\" data-username=\"Walker King\">JOIN ALPHA PHI OMEGA!<\/insert><\/p>\n<p><insert class=\"ins cts-1\" data-cid=\"2\" data-time=\"1438454079512\" data-userid=\"17\" data-username=\"Walker King\">Focus on your schoolwork instead of sports or having friends! Stay up late partying\u2026 with math! And instead of just raising money for charity like a real frat, spend all weekend, every weekend, chipping away at the world\u2019s ever-growing list of problems through endless community service. We\u2019ve got more girls than guys, no frat house, and a 9pm curfew to accommodate early-morning homeless<insert class=\"ins cts-2\" data-cid=\"4\" data-time=\"1438455876981\" data-userid=\"13\" data-username=\"Matthew Goldenberg\">ness<\/insert>-helping. It\u2019s the most fun you can have in college without having any fun at all!<\/insert><\/p>\n<p><insert class=\"ins cts-1\" data-cid=\"2\" data-time=\"1438454079512\" data-userid=\"17\" data-username=\"Walker King\">Meetings Sundays 5-6 Harper 140<insert class=\"ins cts-2\" data-cid=\"8\" data-time=\"1438455885481\" data-userid=\"13\" data-username=\"Matthew Goldenberg\">.<\/insert><\/insert><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Shady Dealer Aug. 1, 2015 Ever wanted to be in a frat without the booze? The Peace Corps without the credit? Boy Scouts without the fire? JOIN ALPHA PHI OMEGA! Focus on your schoolwork instead of sports or having friends! Stay up late partying\u2026 with math! And instead of just raising money for charity like a real frat, spend all weekend, every weekend, chipping away at the world\u2019s ever-growing list of problems through endless community service. We\u2019ve got more girls than guys, no frat house, and a 9pm curfew to accommodate early-morning homelessness-helping. It\u2019s the most fun you can have in college without having any fun at all! Meetings Sundays 5-6 Harper 140.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2013","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2013","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2013"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2013\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3046,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2013\/revisions\/3046"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2013"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2013"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2013"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}