{"id":2005,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/suggested-accessories-for-sleeping-in-the-lounge\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:59:15","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:59:15","slug":"suggested-accessories-for-sleeping-in-the-lounge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/suggested-accessories-for-sleeping-in-the-lounge\/","title":{"rendered":"Suggested Accessories for Sleeping in the Lounge"},"content":{"rendered":"

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By Ryan Fleishman<\/a><\/h6>\n
Aug. 6, 2015<\/h6>\n

Mechanical <\/delete>c<\/insert><\/delete>C<\/delete>rossbow for hunting food and protecting your spot<\/delete>– <\/delete>Lotion, as<\/insert>. <\/delete> e<\/insert>E<\/delete>lbows tend to get chaff<\/delete>ed overnight in the lounge.<\/insert>–<\/delete> <\/p>\n

Speakers so everyone on the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd floor<\/delete>other floors of your house<\/insert> can hear your amazing taste in music.<\/insert>–<\/delete> <\/p>\n

A CD<\/insert>cd<\/delete> copy <\/delete>of I<\/insert>(i<\/delete>n the<\/insert>an<\/delete> a<\/delete>A<\/insert>eroplane o<\/delete>o<\/insert>ver the S<\/insert>s<\/delete>ea <\/delete><\/i> to <\/delete>by Neutral Milk Hotel to<\/insert> play on those speakers.<\/insert> ((can you put the cd name in italics))<\/delete>–<\/delete><\/p>\n

Mosquito netting.<\/insert>–<\/delete><\/p>\n

A mechanical crossbow for hunting food and protecting your spot.<\/insert><\/p>\n

A flashlight –<\/insert> The lights are still on, mind you –<\/insert> but you never know when a blackout might hit.<\/insert>–<\/delete><\/p>\n

A map, which<\/insert>. This <\/delete>one<\/delete> has saved us<\/insert>me<\/delete> uncountable<\/delete>countless<\/insert> times.–<\/delete><\/p>\n

10 dollars to pay the lounge’s troll toll (please leave under TV<\/insert>tv<\/delete>).<\/insert>–<\/delete><\/p>\n

The Chicago <\/insert>Shady Dealer<\/i>, <\/insert>.<\/delete><\/insert>,<\/delete> <\/delete>UChicago’s premiere<\/delete> humor publication, which<\/insert>,<\/delete> doubles as an actual dealer of shade when placed<\/insert>put<\/delete> on top of the <\/insert>eyes.<\/insert><\/insert>s<\/delete>–<\/delete> <\/p>\n

A stick to beat off all the pussy you’ll get (the crossbow works too)<\/delete><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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