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Hey, stoners! Think you\u2019re the head honcho? The pot pro? The marijuana master? Well, Cyrus Bellevue has you beat. This guy takes pothead to the next level. This guy smokes weed in the hospital!<\/p>\n
\tYeah, that\u2019s right. Cyrus has fibromyalgia, a disease which causes widespread pain all over the body. He spends a good amount of time in the University of Chicago Medical Center. It’s no fun there, with all sorts of stuffy doctor types who can\u2019t loosen up walking around. However, just because Cyrus is bedridden doesn\u2019t mean he ain\u2019t gonna live his life. When his pain is acting up, he gives himself a puff of that sweet, sweet devil\u2019s smoke, and lets his high take control.<\/p>\n
\tYou\u2019d think that being sick would keep Cyrus from getting pot, but he makes finding the drugs look easy. The doctors just hand it to him! They don\u2019t even ask this guy for an ID or anything. The pot is just his for the taking! Sometimes he doesn\u2019t even ask for pot \u2014 one scream and the doctors run in and give him a long toke until he feels high as a kite. <\/p>\n
\t\u201cThis guy takes pothead to another plane of existence,\u201d said his doctor, Karen Heino. \u201cWhen he needs weed, I\u2019m gonna give it to him, you know, because he\u2019s a living legend. And guess what? I talked to my boss, and I can give it to him 100% legally! Yeah, gfuess it\u2019s some sort of loophole.\u201d<\/p>\n
\tWord of Cyrus\u2019 devotion to the drug has spread across campus. T-shirts reading \u201cSmokin\u2019 with Cy\u201d have been spreading throughout campus, selling like hotcakes. <\/p>\n
\tAnthony Spud, a stoner and fourth-year, praised Cyrus’ claim to the throne of stonderdom.<\/p>\n
\u201cAs much weed as I smoke, I will always be the second best, forever in Cyrus\u2019 shadow,” said Spud. “But you know? I\u2019m not jealous. Whenever I see Cyrus in his wheelchair with a blunt in his hand, I\u2019m in the company of royalty.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
By Daniel Ruttenberg Oct. 12, 2015 Hey, stoners! Think you\u2019re the head honcho? The pot pro? The marijuana master? Well, Cyrus Bellevue has you beat. This guy takes pothead to the next level. This guy smokes weed in the hospital! Yeah, that\u2019s right. Cyrus has fibromyalgia, a disease which causes widespread pain all over the body. He spends a good amount of time in the University of Chicago Medical Center. It’s no fun there, with all sorts of stuffy doctor types who can\u2019t loosen up walking around. However, just because Cyrus is bedridden doesn\u2019t mean he ain\u2019t gonna live his life. When his pain is acting up, he gives himself a puff of that sweet, sweet devil\u2019s smoke, and lets his high take control. You\u2019d think that being sick would keep Cyrus from getting pot, but he makes finding the drugs look easy. The doctors just hand it to him! They don\u2019t even ask this guy for an ID or anything. The pot is just his for the taking! Sometimes he doesn\u2019t even ask for pot \u2014 one scream and the doctors run in and give him a long toke until he feels high as a kite. \u201cThis guy takes pothead to another plane of existence,\u201d said his doctor, Karen Heino. \u201cWhen he needs weed, I\u2019m gonna give it to him, you know, because he\u2019s a living legend. And guess what? I talked to my boss, and I can give it to him 100% legally! Yeah, gfuess it\u2019s some sort of loophole.\u201d Word of Cyrus\u2019 devotion to the drug has spread across campus. T-shirts reading \u201cSmokin\u2019 with Cy\u201d have been spreading throughout campus, selling like hotcakes. Anthony Spud, a stoner and fourth-year, praised Cyrus’ claim to the throne of stonderdom. \u201cAs much weed as I smoke, I will always be the second best, forever in Cyrus\u2019 shadow,” said Spud. “But you know? I\u2019m not jealous. Whenever I see Cyrus in his wheelchair with a blunt in his hand, I\u2019m in the company of royalty.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1988","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1988"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1988\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3021,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1988\/revisions\/3021"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}