{"id":1986,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/jim-webb-eats-large-sloppy-sandwich\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:59:11","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:59:11","slug":"jim-webb-eats-large-sloppy-sandwich","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/jim-webb-eats-large-sloppy-sandwich\/","title":{"rendered":"Jim Webb Eats Large, Sloppy Sandwich"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\" alt=\" \" \/><\/p>\n<h6>By <a href=\"\/search?author=Nik Varley\">Nik Varley<\/a><\/h6>\n<h6>Oct. 16, 2015<\/h6>\n<p>Viewers of last night\u2019s <insert class=\"ins cts-1\" data-cid=\"18\" data-time=\"1444958294258\" data-userid=\"13\" data-username=\"Matthew Goldenberg\">D<\/insert><delete class=\"del cts-1\" data-cid=\"17\" data-time=\"1444958293378\" data-userid=\"13\" data-username=\"Matthew Goldenberg\">d<\/delete>emocratic debate were surprised to see presidential hopeful Jim Webb eating a large, sloppy meatball sub throughout the event. <\/p>\n<p>Several minutes into the debate, Webb tucked a napkin into the collar of his shirt and withdrew the sub from his podium, visibly salivating as he eyed the sandwich. Webb proceeded to take a huge, messy bite and chew loudly throughout Martin O\u2019Malley\u2019s response to a question from moderator Anderson Cooper.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe whole thing was just really weird<insert class=\"ins cts-1\" data-cid=\"2\" data-time=\"1445200428145\" data-userid=\"13\" data-username=\"Matthew Goldenberg\">,<\/insert>\u201d said O\u2019Malley after the debate.  \u201cThe sauce was getting all over the place, his face was basically covered.  He kept taking these enormous bites and winking at me when he swallowed; it was very disorienting.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The greasy, goopy sandwich did not stop Webb from participating actively in the debate, although several of his points were delivered through mouthfuls of zesty meat and bread. Audience members in the first row were reportedly covered in a fine spray of grease, sauce and pork flecks.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAt one point, he started to answer a question, dropped a meatball, and spent the rest of his time rooting around under the podium looking for it<insert class=\"ins cts-1\" data-cid=\"20\" data-time=\"1444958306873\" data-userid=\"13\" data-username=\"Matthew Goldenberg\">,<\/insert>\u201d said a bewildered Anderson Cooper<insert class=\"ins cts-1\" data-cid=\"22\" data-time=\"1444958319652\" data-userid=\"13\" data-username=\"Matthew Goldenberg\">,<\/insert><delete class=\"del cts-1\" data-cid=\"21\" data-time=\"1444958318828\" data-userid=\"13\" data-username=\"Matthew Goldenberg\">.<\/delete>  \u201cWhen he found it, he popped it into his mouth like it was nothing. <delete class=\"del cts-1\" data-cid=\"19\" data-time=\"1444958302097\" data-userid=\"13\" data-username=\"Matthew Goldenberg\"> <\/delete>It was bizarre.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>Webb, despite his obvious enjoyment of the sandwich, made no mention of it until halfway through the debate, when, <insert class=\"ins cts-1\" data-cid=\"54\" data-time=\"1444958385741\" data-userid=\"13\" data-username=\"Matthew Goldenberg\">out of nowhere<\/insert><delete class=\"del cts-1\" data-cid=\"23\" data-time=\"1444958363323\" data-userid=\"13\" data-username=\"Matthew Goldenberg\">apropo of <\/delete><insert class=\"ins cts-1\" data-cid=\"24\" data-time=\"1444958363326\" data-userid=\"13\" data-username=\"Matthew Goldenberg\"><delete class=\"del cts-1\" data-cid=\"53\" data-time=\"1444958385739\" data-userid=\"13\" data-username=\"Matthew Goldenberg\">nothingout of nothing<\/delete><\/insert> he loudly exclaimed \u201cGod damn, this is one helluva fucking sandwich!\u201d  He then took several enthusiastic bites and slammed the podium with his fist.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMmhmm that is a goddamn sandwich right there.<delete class=\"del cts-1\" data-cid=\"68\" data-time=\"1444958398132\" data-userid=\"13\" data-username=\"Matthew Goldenberg\"> <\/delete> That\u2019s the genuine fucking article\u201d stated Webb, interrupting a response by Bernie Sanders.<\/p>\n<p>Most of Webb\u2019s fellow candidates ignored the enormous, slippery, beefy sandwich, the exception being Hillary Clinton, who told Webb to \u201cquit<delete class=\"del cts-1\" data-cid=\"69\" data-time=\"1444958411025\" data-userid=\"13\" data-username=\"Matthew Goldenberg\">e<\/delete> being a little bitch and just wolf that fucker like a man<insert class=\"ins cts-1\" data-cid=\"70\" data-time=\"1444958417288\" data-userid=\"13\" data-username=\"Matthew Goldenberg\">.<\/insert>\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Nik Varley Oct. 16, 2015 Viewers of last night\u2019s Ddemocratic debate were surprised to see presidential hopeful Jim Webb eating a large, sloppy meatball sub throughout the event. Several minutes into the debate, Webb tucked a napkin into the collar of his shirt and withdrew the sub from his podium, visibly salivating as he eyed the sandwich. Webb proceeded to take a huge, messy bite and chew loudly throughout Martin O\u2019Malley\u2019s response to a question from moderator Anderson Cooper. \u201cThe whole thing was just really weird,\u201d said O\u2019Malley after the debate. \u201cThe sauce was getting all over the place, his face was basically covered. He kept taking these enormous bites and winking at me when he swallowed; it was very disorienting.\u201d The greasy, goopy sandwich did not stop Webb from participating actively in the debate, although several of his points were delivered through mouthfuls of zesty meat and bread. Audience members in the first row were reportedly covered in a fine spray of grease, sauce and pork flecks. \u201cAt one point, he started to answer a question, dropped a meatball, and spent the rest of his time rooting around under the podium looking for it,\u201d said a bewildered Anderson Cooper,. \u201cWhen he found it, he popped it into his mouth like it was nothing. It was bizarre.\u201d Webb, despite his obvious enjoyment of the sandwich, made no mention of it until halfway through the debate, when, out of nowhereapropo of nothingout of nothing he loudly exclaimed \u201cGod damn, this is one helluva fucking sandwich!\u201d He then took several enthusiastic bites and slammed the podium with his fist. \u201cMmhmm that is a goddamn sandwich right there. That\u2019s the genuine fucking article\u201d stated Webb, interrupting a response by Bernie Sanders. Most of Webb\u2019s fellow candidates ignored the enormous, slippery, beefy sandwich, the exception being Hillary Clinton, who told Webb to \u201cquite being a little bitch and just wolf that fucker like a man.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1986","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1986","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1986"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1986\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3019,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1986\/revisions\/3019"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1986"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1986"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1986"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}