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Persons close to the situation report that a dimensionless number that was just spoken aloud by area woman Christina Wilkins is, indeed, hilarious. The figure was uttered when Wilkin\u2019s roommate Molly asked the question, \u201cHow excited are you for Taco Tuesday?\u201d While Molly was expecting Christina to answer, \u201cSo excited!\u201d, she instead replied \u201cTwelve.\u201d <\/p>\n
\t\u201cTwelve what? Units of excitedness? We\u2019ll never know!\u201d Molly explained to the Dealer<\/em> during an exclusive interview. \u201cTwelve seems like a lot, but without a physical dimension, it means nothing and everything at the same time.\u201d<\/p>\n \t\u201cGet it?\u201d she added, suppressing a giggle. \u201cIt\u2019s funny because twelve is a totally abstract concept.\u201d <\/p>\n \tAccording to the Dealer\u2019s<\/em> sources, that Wilkins has startled audiences with this type of comedy before. For example, when fellow-classmate Kevin Steinberg asked, \u201cHow many hours should I study for the midterm?\u201d, Wilkins responded, \u201cAll of them.\u201d<\/p>\n \t\u201cAll of them\u2026 as in, all 24 hours in one day, or as in the entire duration of my life?\u201d Steinberg later wondered, smirking in a bemused way. \u201cOr does it that also include time in a cosmic sense, like, including the hours before I was born and after I die?\u201d<\/p>\n \tAt press time, Wilkins was telling her boyfriend that she loves him \u201cso many.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" By Morgan Pantuck Oct. 19, 2015 Persons close to the situation report that a dimensionless number that was just spoken aloud by area woman Christina Wilkins is, indeed, hilarious. The figure was uttered when Wilkin\u2019s roommate Molly asked the question, \u201cHow excited are you for Taco Tuesday?\u201d While Molly was expecting Christina to answer, \u201cSo excited!\u201d, she instead replied \u201cTwelve.\u201d \u201cTwelve what? Units of excitedness? We\u2019ll never know!\u201d Molly explained to the Dealer during an exclusive interview. \u201cTwelve seems like a lot, but without a physical dimension, it means nothing and everything at the same time.\u201d \u201cGet it?\u201d she added, suppressing a giggle. \u201cIt\u2019s funny because twelve is a totally abstract concept.\u201d According to the Dealer\u2019s sources, that Wilkins has startled audiences with this type of comedy before. For example, when fellow-classmate Kevin Steinberg asked, \u201cHow many hours should I study for the midterm?\u201d, Wilkins responded, \u201cAll of them.\u201d \u201cAll of them\u2026 as in, all 24 hours in one day, or as in the entire duration of my life?\u201d Steinberg later wondered, smirking in a bemused way. \u201cOr does it that also include time in a cosmic sense, like, including the hours before I was born and after I die?\u201d At press time, Wilkins was telling her boyfriend that she loves him \u201cso many.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1981","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1981","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1981"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1981\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3014,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1981\/revisions\/3014"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1981"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1981"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1981"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}