{"id":1976,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/weird-thing-hot\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:59:08","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:59:08","slug":"weird-thing-hot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/weird-thing-hot\/","title":{"rendered":"Weird Thing Hot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src=\"\" alt=\" \" \/><\/p>\n<h6>By <a href=\"\/search?author=Pseudonym?\">Pseudonym?<\/a><\/h6>\n<h6>Oct. 21, 2015<\/h6>\n<p><insert class=\"ins cts-1\" data-cid=\"2\" data-time=\"1445470029886\" data-userid=\"13\" data-username=\"Matthew Goldenberg\" title=\"Inserted by Matthew Goldenberg - 10\/21\/2015 6:27pm\">According to recent reports, a thing that you have just seen, which should, by all accounts, be considered deeply strange, is somehow continuing to be arousing despite all of your better judgment.<\/insert><\/p>\n<p><insert class=\"ins cts-1\" data-cid=\"2\" data-time=\"1445470029886\" data-userid=\"13\" data-username=\"Matthew Goldenberg\" title=\"Inserted by Matthew Goldenberg - 10\/21\/2015 6:27pm\">\u201cWhat?\u201d you were quoted to have said while staring deeply into your computer screen and scrolling up and down a particular page featuring an image of the thing\u2014followed by \u201chuh,\u201d and then several seconds later, \u201cwait why?\u201d<\/insert><\/p>\n<p><insert class=\"ins cts-1\" data-cid=\"2\" data-time=\"1445470029886\" data-userid=\"13\" data-username=\"Matthew Goldenberg\" title=\"Inserted by Matthew Goldenberg - 10\/21\/2015 6:27pm\">\u201cNo,\u201d you continued, while searching for thing-specific blogs on Tumblr and checking to see if there\u2019s a subreddit dedicated to the thing. \u201cBut I guess maybe?\u201d<\/insert><\/p>\n<p><insert class=\"ins cts-1\" data-cid=\"2\" data-time=\"1445470029886\" data-userid=\"13\" data-username=\"Matthew Goldenberg\" title=\"Inserted by Matthew Goldenberg - 10\/21\/2015 6:27pm\">Experts on the situation maintain that, while nobody would admit to liking this particular thing due to its weirdness, it actually kinda makes sense from an evolutionary standpoint, so long as you\u2019ve never taken an actual biology class and have no idea how evolution works.\u00a0<\/insert><\/p>\n<p><insert class=\"ins cts-1\" data-cid=\"2\" data-time=\"1445470029886\" data-userid=\"13\" data-username=\"Matthew Goldenberg\" title=\"Inserted by Matthew Goldenberg - 10\/21\/2015 6:27pm\">At press time, at least 20,000 other people on the Internet also liked the weird thing, and would happily share fan-fiction with you without asking too many questions.<\/insert><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Pseudonym? Oct. 21, 2015 According to recent reports, a thing that you have just seen, which should, by all accounts, be considered deeply strange, is somehow continuing to be arousing despite all of your better judgment. \u201cWhat?\u201d you were quoted to have said while staring deeply into your computer screen and scrolling up and down a particular page featuring an image of the thing\u2014followed by \u201chuh,\u201d and then several seconds later, \u201cwait why?\u201d \u201cNo,\u201d you continued, while searching for thing-specific blogs on Tumblr and checking to see if there\u2019s a subreddit dedicated to the thing. \u201cBut I guess maybe?\u201d Experts on the situation maintain that, while nobody would admit to liking this particular thing due to its weirdness, it actually kinda makes sense from an evolutionary standpoint, so long as you\u2019ve never taken an actual biology class and have no idea how evolution works.\u00a0 At press time, at least 20,000 other people on the Internet also liked the weird thing, and would happily share fan-fiction with you without asking too many questions.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1976"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1976"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1976\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3009,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1976\/revisions\/3009"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1976"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1976"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1976"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}