{"id":1962,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/how-subtly-do-you-flirt-with-your-ta\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:59:05","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:59:05","slug":"how-subtly-do-you-flirt-with-your-ta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/how-subtly-do-you-flirt-with-your-ta\/","title":{"rendered":"How Subtly Do You Flirt with Your TA?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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By Morgan Pantuck<\/a><\/h6>\n
Nov. 9, 2015<\/h6>\n

1. <\/insert>You run into your TA in Ex Libris. You:<\/h3>\n

<\/delete>a. <\/insert>Wave at them from the coffee line<\/p>\n

b. <\/insert>Make small talk about class<\/p>\n

c. <\/insert>Tell them how drunk you plan on getting this weekend<\/p>\n

d. <\/insert>Offer to blow them behind the soda machine<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

2. <\/insert>Your TA drops a piece of chalk on the floor. You:<\/h3>\n

a. <\/insert>Giggle cutely<\/p>\n

b. <\/insert>Bend over to retrieve it for them<\/p>\n

c. <\/insert>Ask if they\u2019re always so clumsy with their hands<\/p>\n

d. <\/insert>Write \u201cf<\/insert>f<\/delete>uck me right now!\u201d on the board <\/p>\n<\/p>\n

3. <\/insert>Your TA answers your panicked email at 1:00AM the night before a big exam. You respond:<\/h3>\n

a. <\/insert>\u201cYou\u2019re the best!!\u201d<\/p>\n

b. <\/insert>\u201cOh my gosh, what can I do to repay you?\u201d<\/p>\n

c. <\/insert>\u201cYou\u2019re up late, huh? ;)\u201d<\/p>\n

d. <\/insert>\u201cWould you like to have sex?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

4. <\/insert>Your TA mentions that they love chocolate. You:<\/h3>\n

a. <\/insert>Mention a great candy shoppe that you know about<\/p>\n

b. <\/insert>Bring Hershey\u2019s kisses to class and casually offer them one<\/p>\n

c. <\/insert>Start referring to yourself as \u201cwhite chocolate\u201d<\/p>\n

d. <\/insert>Attend discussion naked and covered in syrup<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

5. <\/insert>Your TA writes \u201cG<\/insert>g<\/delete>reat J<\/insert>j<\/delete>ob!\u201d on your homework. You spend the rest of class doodling:<\/h3>\n

a. <\/insert>Hearts around their initials<\/p>\n

b. <\/insert>Pictures of their face<\/p>\n

c. <\/insert>The Kama S<\/insert>s<\/delete>utra<\/p>\n

d. <\/insert>Your TA behind the soda machine<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

RESULTS:<\/h3>\n

Mostly A\u2019s: You\u2019re a very shy, subtle flirter. Don\u2019t worry, they\u2019ll notice you one day!<\/p>\n

Mostly B\u2019s: You\u2019re a friendly, out-going flirter. The perfect balance!<\/p>\n

Mostly C\u2019s: Wh<\/insert>oah<\/delete> there, stud. You\u2019re an aggressive flirter. Way to be confident!<\/p>\n

Mostly D\u2019s: You are either having sex with your TA right now, or legally forbidden from coming within 100 yards of them or their property. Nice!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By Morgan Pantuck Nov. 9, 2015 1. You run into your TA in Ex Libris. You: a. Wave at them from the coffee line b. Make small talk about class c. Tell them how drunk you plan on getting this weekend d. Offer to blow them behind the soda machine 2. Your TA drops a piece of chalk on the floor. You: a. Giggle cutely b. Bend over to retrieve it for them c. Ask if they\u2019re always so clumsy with their hands d. Write \u201cffuck me right now!\u201d on the board 3. Your TA answers your panicked email at 1:00AM the night before a big exam. You respond: a. \u201cYou\u2019re the best!!\u201d b. \u201cOh my gosh, what can I do to repay you?\u201d c. \u201cYou\u2019re up late, huh? ;)\u201d d. \u201cWould you like to have sex?\u201d 4. Your TA mentions that they love chocolate. You: a. Mention a great candy shoppe that you know about b. Bring Hershey\u2019s kisses to class and casually offer them one c. Start referring to yourself as \u201cwhite chocolate\u201d d. Attend discussion naked and covered in syrup 5. Your TA writes \u201cGgreat Jjob!\u201d on your homework. You spend the rest of class doodling: a. Hearts around their initials b. Pictures of their face c. The Kama Ssutra d. Your TA behind the soda machine RESULTS: Mostly A\u2019s: You\u2019re a very shy, subtle flirter. Don\u2019t worry, they\u2019ll notice you one day! Mostly B\u2019s: You\u2019re a friendly, out-going flirter. The perfect balance! Mostly C\u2019s: Whoah there, stud. You\u2019re an aggressive flirter. Way to be confident! Mostly D\u2019s: You are either having sex with your TA right now, or legally forbidden from coming within 100 yards of them or their property. Nice!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1962"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1962"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1962\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2995,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1962\/revisions\/2995"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1962"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1962"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1962"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}