<\/p>\n
1. Bobby Jindal<\/p>\n
Jindal\u2019s intense fiscal conservatism has not sparked Republican voters interest. Despite strong statements on immigration, Jindal remains a non-factor in the race.<\/p>\n
2. \u201cPapa\u201d John Schnatter<\/p>\n
Papa John was one of the most vocal critics of Obamacare. He has been running for President but hasn\u2019t reached the success level of previous pizza man candidate Herman Cain.<\/p>\n
3. George Pataki<\/p>\n
Despite a stellar record as a 3 4. Rick Perry<\/p>\n Rick Perry formally announced the end of his bid for his Presidency but can\u2019t figure out how to actually exit the race. There are so many forms and it\u2019s all very confusing for poor Rick.<\/p>\n 5. Lincoln Chafee<\/p>\n After dropping out of the Democratic race for President, Lincoln Chafee pulled a \u201cLincoln Chafee\u201d and switched parties again. Despite being the party of Lincoln, Republicans aren\u2019t feeling the chafe \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n 6. A Fetus<\/p>\n A pro-life group entered the fetus as a candidate to further prove that fetuses are people. The candidacy fell apart once the baby was born and the party lost interest in it.<\/p>\n 7. Michele Bachmann<\/p>\n Michele Bachmann actually never stopped running for President in 2012. Her candidacy simply has carried over into 2016. <\/p>\n 8. Mo\u2019Nique<\/p>\n Despite winning the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress for her riveting performance in the classic \u201cPrecious,\u201d work in Hollywood has been sparse for Mo\u2019Nique. She\u2019s been running for President to bide her time.<\/p>\n 9. Donald Tramp<\/p>\n This porn star\u2019s slogan \u201cMake America Masterbate Again\u201d has surprisingly not helped earn him a spot on the GOP mainstage debates.<\/p>\n 10. Rick Santorum<\/p>\n The winner of the 2012 Iowa Caucus has struggled to revive the strength of his previous presidential run. Santorum must do something soon to differentiate himself from a diverse field of candidates.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" By Chase Harrison Nov. 9, 2015 1. Bobby Jindal Jindal\u2019s intense fiscal conservatism has not sparked Republican voters interest. Despite strong statements on immigration, Jindal remains a non-factor in the race. 2. \u201cPapa\u201d John Schnatter Papa John was one of the most vocal critics of Obamacare. He has been running for President but hasn\u2019t reached the success level of previous pizza man candidate Herman Cain. 3. George Pataki Despite a stellar record as a 3– term governor of New York, Pataki still has less name recognition than Helga Pataki, the beloved Hey Arnold! character. 4. Rick Perry Rick Perry formally announced the end of his bid for his Presidency but can\u2019t figure out how to actually exit the race. There are so many forms and it\u2019s all very confusing for poor Rick. 5. Lincoln Chafee After dropping out of the Democratic race for President, Lincoln Chafee pulled a \u201cLincoln Chafee\u201d and switched parties again. Despite being the party of Lincoln, Republicans aren\u2019t feeling the chafe \ud83d\ude41 6. A Fetus A pro-life group entered the fetus as a candidate to further prove that fetuses are people. The candidacy fell apart once the baby was born and the party lost interest in it. 7. Michele Bachmann Michele Bachmann actually never stopped running for President in 2012. Her candidacy simply has carried over into 2016. 8. Mo\u2019Nique Despite winning the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress for her riveting performance in the classic \u201cPrecious,\u201d work in Hollywood has been sparse for Mo\u2019Nique. She\u2019s been running for President to bide her time. 9. Donald Tramp This porn star\u2019s slogan \u201cMake America Masterbate Again\u201d has surprisingly not helped earn him a spot on the GOP mainstage debates. 10. Rick Santorum The winner of the 2012 Iowa Caucus has struggled to revive the strength of his previous presidential run. 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