{"id":1956,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/nintendo-factory-inspection-finds-50000-copies-of-super-waluigi\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:59:04","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:59:04","slug":"nintendo-factory-inspection-finds-50000-copies-of-super-waluigi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/nintendo-factory-inspection-finds-50000-copies-of-super-waluigi\/","title":{"rendered":"Nintendo Factory Inspection Finds 50,000 Copies of Super Waluigi"},"content":{"rendered":"

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By Nico Aldape<\/a><\/h6>\n
Nov. 11, 2015<\/h6>\n

In a<\/insert>one of<\/delete> recently decom<\/insert>missioned <\/insert>Nintendo\u2019s<\/delete> many<\/delete>factory in Yokohama, <\/insert>Japanese <\/delete>factories<\/delete>, inspectors found a dust-laden room filled with 50 thousand unreleased copies of \u201c<\/delete>Super Waluigi<\/i>.\u201d<\/delete> At a press conference immediately after the shocking discovery, lead inspector Shutaro Mizayagi commented on <\/insert>had the following to say<\/delete>the discovery<\/insert>.<\/p>\n

<\/delete>\u201cThis is big news,\u201d said Mizayagi. \u201cThis is a game meant for release in 1994 that <\/delete> never came to be.\u201d<\/p>\n

The discovery caused a mass rush to technology and gaming stores in expectation of the game\u2019s release, which appears unlikely given that the game is <\/delete>was intended to be released <\/insert>published<\/insert><\/delete> <\/delete>on floppy disk<\/insert>c<\/delete>. The discovery caught even Nintendo President and <\/insert>President and <\/delete>CEO Tatsumi Kimishima by surprise, as neither he nor the corporate board were aware of the game\u2019s existence.<\/p>\n

\u201cIt appears as if my predecessor kept this project a secret, owing to the massive media shitstorm that would have surely <\/insert>been created if anything <\/delete>had been<\/delete> <\/insert>leaked,\u201d said Kimishima. \u201cWaluigi has been our most popular character for twenty years <\/delete> running. It\u2019s just<\/delete> a tragedy \u2013 imagine all the young gamers yelling, \u2018Wa! Wa! Waluigi!\u2019 as often as \u2018It‘<\/insert>s-a-me, Mario!\u2019\u201d <\/p>\n

Third-year Bernice Washington echoed the complaints of young gamers everywhere, heartbroken about the game which could have formed a seminal part of their<\/delete>their<\/insert> youth and mindless post-party activities.<\/p>\n

\u201cMario\u2019s loveable and all, but he\u2019s just so chubby and short,\u201d said Washington. \u201cWaluigi just <\/delete>has a sexier, more athletic build. Imagine not having to jump as high to get power ups! Imagine not having to tiptoe to make out with Princess Peach!\u201d<\/p>\n

While gaming experts like Washington saw Waluigi winning out against Mario, other gamers and magazines had the opposite opinion. PC Gamer<\/em>\u2019s analysis found that due to his height,<\/delete> Waluigi would take 15 percent more damage from slipping on banana peels and have as <\/delete>less than<\/insert>little<\/insert><\/delete>much<\/delete> as<\/delete> 30 percent of Mario’s <\/insert>leg room in his go-<\/insert>k<\/insert>c<\/delete>art than Mari<\/delete>o<\/delete>. <\/p>\n

\u201cDespite <\/delete> Waluigi\u2019s clearly superior physical attractiveness factor<\/delete>, Princess Peach still prefers Mario,<\/insert> and just<\/delete>only<\/insert> sees Waluigi as a second option,\u201d read PC Gamer<\/em>\u2019s analysis.<\/p>\n

Reports from the factory indicate that,<\/insert> upon looking inside another dust-laden, video–<\/insert> <\/delete>game–<\/insert> <\/delete>filled room, Inspector Mizayagi was only able to scribble \u201cSuper Jigglypuff<\/insert> – ???<\/delete>\u201d on a notepad <\/insert>before Kimishima hurriedly escorted him away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By Nico Aldape Nov. 11, 2015 In aone of recently decommissioned Nintendo\u2019s manyfactory in Yokohama, Japanese factories, inspectors found a dust-laden room filled with 50 thousand unreleased copies of \u201cSuper Waluigi.\u201d At a press conference immediately after the shocking discovery, lead inspector Shutaro Mizayagi commented on had the following to saythe discovery. \u201cThis is big news,\u201d said Mizayagi. \u201cThis is a game meant for release in 1994 that never came to be.\u201d The discovery caused a mass rush to technology and gaming stores in expectation of the game\u2019s release, which appears unlikely given that the game is was intended to be released published on floppy diskc. The discovery caught even Nintendo President and President and CEO Tatsumi Kimishima by surprise, as neither he nor the corporate board were aware of the game\u2019s existence. \u201cIt appears as if my predecessor kept this project a secret, owing to the massive media shitstorm that would have surely been created if anything had been leaked,\u201d said Kimishima. \u201cWaluigi has been our most popular character for twenty years running. It\u2019s just a tragedy \u2013 imagine all the young gamers yelling, \u2018Wa! Wa! Waluigi!\u2019 as often as \u2018It‘s-a-me, Mario!\u2019\u201d Third-year Bernice Washington echoed the complaints of young gamers everywhere, heartbroken about the game which could have formed a seminal part of theirtheir youth and mindless post-party activities. \u201cMario\u2019s loveable and all, but he\u2019s just so chubby and short,\u201d said Washington. \u201cWaluigi just has a sexier, more athletic build. Imagine not having to jump as high to get power ups! Imagine not having to tiptoe to make out with Princess Peach!\u201d While gaming experts like Washington saw Waluigi winning out against Mario, other gamers and magazines had the opposite opinion. PC Gamer\u2019s analysis found that due to his height, Waluigi would take 15 percent more damage from slipping on banana peels and have as less thanlittlemuch as 30 percent of Mario’s leg room in his go-kcart than Mario. \u201cDespite Waluigi\u2019s clearly superior physical attractiveness factor, Princess Peach still prefers Mario, and justonly sees Waluigi as a second option,\u201d read PC Gamer\u2019s analysis. Reports from the factory indicate that, upon looking inside another dust-laden, video– game– filled room, Inspector Mizayagi was only able to scribble \u201cSuper Jigglypuff – ???\u201d on a notepad before Kimishima hurriedly escorted him away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1956","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1956","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1956"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1956\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2989,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1956\/revisions\/2989"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1956"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1956"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1956"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}