{"id":1954,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/corrupted-article-do-not-publish\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:59:04","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:59:04","slug":"corrupted-article-do-not-publish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/corrupted-article-do-not-publish\/","title":{"rendered":"Corrupted Article- Do not publish."},"content":{"rendered":"

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Nov. 11, 2015<\/h6>\n
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  1. T<\/delete>T<\/delete><\/insert><\/insert>Fun fact \u2013 t<\/delete>his phenomenon is also known as Poseidon\u2019s Kiss! Remember that this happened to gods too. Archeological studies have <\/delete>h<\/delete>a<\/delete>v<\/delete>e<\/delete> <\/delete>h<\/delete>a<\/delete>v<\/delete>found that <\/delete>most of <\/delete>the <\/delete>output of Hephaestus, <\/insert><\/delete>Greek god of<\/insert><\/delete> fire and blacksmith<\/delete>,<\/insert><\/delete> <\/delete>mostly<\/insert><\/delete> consisted of toilet-related goods.<\/delete><\/li>\n

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  2. Don\u2019t panic. Wait until the saturation caused by the splash sl<\/insert>h<\/delete>ows to a gentle dribble. Better yet, sit on the toilet until it evaporates, and cease all bowel movements\/digestion in general to deal with the splash-causing shit you currently have to deal with. One splash at a time.<\/li>\n

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  3. Don\u2019t cry either. You\u2019re making the air do enough work anyway drying your butthole. Don\u2019t make it have to dry your tears too, because the air can only handle one evaporation at a time.<\/li>\n

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  4. At this possible moment, you may be thinking, \u201cHow could my butthole get any dirtier?\u201d However, remember that urine is sterile. If pee water splashes on you, your butthole will be optimally clean for future bathroom trips, as well as the anal your sexual partner always requests.,<\/delete> <\/delete>which the <\/delete>Shady Dealer<\/em><\/delete> unequivocally <\/delete>promises will happen eventually<\/delete>endorses<\/delete><\/insert>.<\/delete><\/li>\n

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  5. Take a Snapchat, including as graphic detail as possible to cause a maximal amount of alarm and concern among your friends, who will rush to your aid. <\/li>\n

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  6. In the case that your RHs<\/delete> or anyone else comes, make your situation sound worse than it is to garner sympathy. RHs are used to dealing with toilet-related messes (and messes in general)<\/delete> when<\/insert>ile<\/delete> their child has a tantrum, so throw a tantrum to make it more like something they\u2019re used t<\/delete>o<\/delete>.<\/delete>i<\/delete>o<\/delete>t<\/delete>o<\/delete>.<\/delete>t<\/delete>o<\/delete>.<\/delete>o<\/delete>.<\/delete>t<\/delete>o<\/delete>.<\/delete><\/li>\n

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  8. If all else fails, try to make another splash. It will wash the other splash away.<\/delete>.<\/delete>.<\/delete>.<\/delete>.<\/delete>.<\/delete><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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