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By Nik Varley Nov. 12, 2015 Hey, honey. What I have to say isn\u2019t easy, but it’s important, and I honestly can\u2019t live with it any longer. It breaks my heart to see us suffering so much, so one of us has to step up and make the tough decision. Please believe me when I told you that it was a decision that I never thought I would have to make. I\u2019m sorry, babe; we\u2019re through. Daylight savings can\u2019t save us this time. I know what we\u2019re you\u2019re going to say, and it\u2019s simply not true. Setting our clocks forward one hour may have worked in the past, but it can\u2019t work now. We were kids the; we are far too old now to believe that adjusting our clocks is going to give our relationship the same kick in the pants that it used to. It\u2019s just not realistic. Please don\u2019t think that I\u2019m not miserable too. I\u2019ll always cherish the memories of us pressing that \u201c+1 hr\u201d button on the old clock together, and the thought of us losing that magic is almost more than I can bear. But we have to be realistic. Daylight savings can\u2019t save this relationship anymore. On a different note, is that watchmaker friend of yours still single?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1950","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1950","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1950"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1950\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2983,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1950\/revisions\/2983"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}