{"id":1948,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/desperate-jeb-bush-adds-second-exclamation-mark-to-logo\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:59:03","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:59:03","slug":"desperate-jeb-bush-adds-second-exclamation-mark-to-logo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/desperate-jeb-bush-adds-second-exclamation-mark-to-logo\/","title":{"rendered":"Desperate Jeb Bush Adds Second Exclamation Mark to Logo"},"content":{"rendered":"

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By Chase Harrison and Daniel Ruttenberg<\/a><\/h6>\n
Nov. 12, 2015<\/h6>\n

At a rally in Sioux City, Iowa,<\/insert> a weary and obviously desperate Jeb Bush unveiled \u201cJeb!!\u201d as <\/insert>his newest campaign logo.<\/p>\n

\t\u201cIt\u2019s so fun, I\u2019m so fun!” said a hopeless Bush.<\/insert><\/insert> “<\/insert> <\/delete>You shouldn\u2019t vote for a boring sack of mud like Ben Carson or Donald Trump, because they don\u2019t share my sense of whimsy!\u201d said <\/delete>a hopeless <\/delete>Jeb <\/delete>Bush<\/delete> said <\/delete>a hopeless Bush<\/delete><\/insert><\/insert>.<\/delete><\/insert>,<\/delete> <\/p>\n

The <\/insert>\u201cJeb!!\u201d logo <\/insert>did not noticeably differ from Jeb Bush\u2019s<\/delete>his<\/insert> old logo, with the exception of the added exclamation point. In between the two exclamation marks appeared to be the right end of a lower case b, as though Jeb <\/delete>Bush had <\/insert>haphazardly used the clone edit on PhotoShop. <\/delete>Political analyst Kirk Broderick claimed that this decision was a strong move on Bush\u2019s part. <\/p>\n

“<\/insert> <\/delete>While one exclamation mark can show excitement, it also can show anger or even a factorial expression,“<\/insert> said<\/delete> Broderick said<\/insert>. “<\/insert><\/insert>.<\/delete> <\/delete>“<\/delete><\/insert> <\/delete>Two exclamation marks really get the message across that he\u2019s stoked to be in the campaign.\u201d\t<\/p>\n

Bush’s campaign manager Danny Diaz issued an exclusive statement to The Shady Dealer <\/i>concerning the new logo.<\/insert><\/p>\n

In a prepared statement, campaign manager Danny Diaz said, <\/delete>\u201cJeb!! is prepared to add as many exclamation points as possible to demonstrate how much excitement we are feeling,“<\/insert>“<\/delete> said<\/delete>n a prepared statement,<\/delete> <\/delete>Diaz said<\/insert>.<\/insert><\/insert>.<\/delete><\/p>\n

Bush himself expects this move to jumpstart his lagging campaign.<\/insert>J<\/delete><\/p>\n

\t\u201cYep!! Ol\u2019 Jeb is back in it!! And this time, I\u2019m in it with a kick-butt can-do attitude!!\u201d <\/delete>said<\/delete> Bush said<\/insert>,<\/insert>Bush <\/delete> with bulging eyes and greasy hair,<\/insert> as if<\/insert> he hadn\u2019t taken a good <\/delete>shower in months. He<\/insert>Bush<\/delete><\/insert> He<\/delete> then collapsed on the floor and started muttering \u201cfuck George\u201d<\/delete> to no one in particular.<\/p>\n

\tJeb Bush is slated to appear at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards in March<\/insert>Spring<\/delete>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By Chase Harrison and Daniel Ruttenberg Nov. 12, 2015 At a rally in Sioux City, Iowa, a weary and obviously desperate Jeb Bush unveiled \u201cJeb!!\u201d as his newest campaign logo. \u201cIt\u2019s so fun, I\u2019m so fun!” said a hopeless Bush. “ You shouldn\u2019t vote for a boring sack of mud like Ben Carson or Donald Trump, because they don\u2019t share my sense of whimsy!\u201d said a hopeless Jeb Bush said a hopeless Bush., The \u201cJeb!!\u201d logo did not noticeably differ from Jeb Bush\u2019shis old logo, with the exception of the added exclamation point. In between the two exclamation marks appeared to be the right end of a lower case b, as though Jeb Bush had haphazardly used the clone edit on PhotoShop. Political analyst Kirk Broderick claimed that this decision was a strong move on Bush\u2019s part. “ While one exclamation mark can show excitement, it also can show anger or even a factorial expression,“ said Broderick said. “. “ Two exclamation marks really get the message across that he\u2019s stoked to be in the campaign.\u201d Bush’s campaign manager Danny Diaz issued an exclusive statement to The Shady Dealer concerning the new logo. In a prepared statement, campaign manager Danny Diaz said, \u201cJeb!! is prepared to add as many exclamation points as possible to demonstrate how much excitement we are feeling,““ saidn a prepared statement, Diaz said.. Bush himself expects this move to jumpstart his lagging campaign.J \u201cYep!! Ol\u2019 Jeb is back in it!! And this time, I\u2019m in it with a kick-butt can-do attitude!!\u201d said Bush said,Bush with bulging eyes and greasy hair, as if he hadn\u2019t taken a good shower in months. HeBush He then collapsed on the floor and started muttering \u201cfuck George\u201d to no one in particular. Jeb Bush is slated to appear at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards in MarchSpring.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1948","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-komono"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1948","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1948"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1948\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2981,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1948\/revisions\/2981"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1948"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1948"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1948"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}