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Jeb Bush recently said that he would give any democrat who cut spending by ten dollars a warm kiss. You\u2019d better pucker up, Jeb, because I\u2019m going to cut spending, then I\u2019m going to collect. And I\u2019m going to collect big.<\/p>\n
\tI never thought that this day would come. I remember getting into politics as a young man, dreaming about a smooch from a leading republican candidate. As I\u2019ve aged, I\u2019ve learned that some dreams aren\u2019t always realized, sometimes I can have a successful political career, but my greatest desire, a toe curling kiss from Jeb Bush, may never be fulfilled. But when I heard you in the debate, I knew that my dream was within my grasp.<\/p>\n
\tI could take that money out of anywhere, Jeb; social security, military spending, farm subsidies, I\u2019d get rid of all that stuff in exchange for your sweet kiss. Welfare? Medicaid? Pensions for veterans? That stuff isn\u2019t worth a damn compared to the feeling of your lips against mine. I would cut everything — I would \tI\u2019m not talking about any weak, middle school smooch either; I\u2019m not making deep cuts into US education funding for a peck on the cheek. I\u2019m talking about lip lock. I\u2019m By Nik Varley Nov. 13, 2015 Jeb Bush recently said that he would give any democrat who cut spending by ten dollars a warm kiss. You\u2019d better pucker up, Jeb, because I\u2019m going to cut spending, then I\u2019m going to collect. And I\u2019m going to collect big. I never thought that this day would come. I remember getting into politics as a young man, dreaming about a smooch from a leading republican candidate. As I\u2019ve aged, I\u2019ve learned that some dreams aren\u2019t always realized, sometimes I can have a successful political career, but my greatest desire, a toe curling kiss from Jeb Bush, may never be fulfilled. But when I heard you in the debate, I knew that my dream was within my grasp. I could take that money out of anywhere, Jeb; social security, military spending, farm subsidies, I\u2019d get rid of all that stuff in exchange for your sweet kiss. Welfare? Medicaid? Pensions for veterans? That stuff isn\u2019t worth a damn compared to the feeling of your lips against mine. I would cut everything — I would get rid of this whole goddam abolish this whole goddamn governmentgovernment — in order to feel the warmth of your body against mine, locked in a tight embrace as our mouths and tongues probe each other in an ecstatic dance. I\u2019m not talking about any weak, middle school smooch either; I\u2019m not making deep cuts into US education funding for a peck on the cheek. I\u2019m talking about lip lock. I\u2019m a talking a frenching. I\u2019m talking a hardcore makeout session. I\u2019m talking about a kiss so firm, gentle, warm and passionate that the very angels in heaven themselves weep at its sight. Get ready, Jeb, because that\u2019s what\u2019s coming at you. BYou\u2019d better pucker up, Jeb. I\u2019m about to rock your world.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1946"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1946"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1946\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2979,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1946\/revisions\/2979"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1946"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1946"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1946"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}