{"id":1936,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/top-5-places-to-fuck-in-the-reg\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:59:00","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:59:00","slug":"top-5-places-to-fuck-in-the-reg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/top-5-places-to-fuck-in-the-reg\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 5 Places to Fuck in the Reg"},"content":{"rendered":"

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By Willamina Groething<\/a><\/h6>\n
Nov. 20, 2015<\/h6>\n<\/p>\n
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    On top of Mansueto:<\/insert>:<\/delete> G<\/insert>g<\/delete>o ahead,<\/insert>.<\/delete> f<\/insert>F<\/delete>uck really hard. The glass can take it.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    A Level: T<\/insert>t<\/delete>he white boards can take it, too.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    The counter of Ex Libris: T<\/insert>t<\/delete>hey might ask you to move, but only if you\u2019re underperforming. Also, a <\/delete>L<\/insert>l<\/delete>ittle known fact –<\/insert> you get <\/insert>free espresso if you manage to orgasm simultaneously.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Special Collections: I know what you\u2019re thinking – <\/insert>g<\/insert>G<\/delete>etting it on between Abraham Lincoln\u2019s death mask and a display of handwritten bibles from the 1200\u2019s isn\u2019t going to do it for you. But trust us –<\/insert> don\u2019t knock it \u2018til you try it.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n

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    Fourth floor book stacks: Y<\/insert>y<\/delete>our standard Reg fuck.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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