{"id":1911,"date":"2013-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-15T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/35.224.237.165\/index.php\/2019\/02\/25\/quiz-whats-your-body-type\/"},"modified":"2019-02-26T04:58:54","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T21:58:54","slug":"quiz-whats-your-body-type","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/16\/quiz-whats-your-body-type\/","title":{"rendered":"QUIZ: What&#8217;s your Body Type?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src=\"\" alt=\" \" \/><\/p>\n<h6>By <a href=\"\/search?author=Morgan Pantuck\">Morgan Pantuck<\/a><\/h6>\n<h6>Jan. 13, 2016<\/h6>\n<p>Here at the Dealer, we don\u2019t subscribe to the notion that there\u2019s only one type of physical beauty. We think all women can find things to hate about themselves! Use this handy quiz to figure out what\u2019s wrong with you in particular \ud83d\ude09 <\/p>\n<p>1. Apple <\/p>\n<p>You have an <delete class=\"del cts-2\" data-cid=\"4\" data-time=\"1452711761621\" data-userid=\"17\" data-username=\"Walker King\">\u201c<\/delete>apple<delete class=\"del cts-2\" data-cid=\"3\" data-time=\"1452711757296\" data-userid=\"17\" data-username=\"Walker King\">\u201d<\/delete> body type if you carry more weight around your mid-sec<delete class=\"del cts-2\" data-cid=\"5\" data-time=\"1452711766825\" data-userid=\"17\" data-username=\"Walker King\">&#8211; <\/delete>tion and produce a juicy, satisfying crunch when others bite into you. <\/p>\n<p>2. Hourglass <\/p>\n<p>Women with hourglass bodies have well-<delete class=\"del cts-2\" data-cid=\"9\" data-time=\"1452711787988\" data-userid=\"17\" data-username=\"Walker King\"> <\/delete>defined waists, larger breasts and hips, and a terrifying fear that they will die when the sand runs out. <\/p>\n<p>3. Ruler <\/p>\n<p>The <delete class=\"del cts-2\" data-cid=\"8\" data-time=\"1452711778832\" data-userid=\"17\" data-username=\"Walker King\">\u201c<\/delete>ruler<delete class=\"del cts-2\" data-cid=\"7\" data-time=\"1452711777345\" data-userid=\"17\" data-username=\"Walker King\">\u201d<\/delete> shape means you have a thin physique with narrow shoulders and a large jeweled crown that betrays your royal heritage. <\/p>\n<p>4. Kentucky <\/p>\n<p>This classic shape is curvy in all the right places: 36\u00b030\u2019 to 39\u00b009\u2019N, 81\u00b058\u2019 to 89\u00b034\u2019 W. <\/p>\n<p>5. Your Mom <\/p>\n<p>You\u2019re going to look exactly like her when you get older. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Morgan Pantuck Jan. 13, 2016 Here at the Dealer, we don\u2019t subscribe to the notion that there\u2019s only one type of physical beauty. We think all women can find things to hate about themselves! Use this handy quiz to figure out what\u2019s wrong with you in particular \ud83d\ude09 1. Apple You have an \u201capple\u201d body type if you carry more weight around your mid-sec&#8211; tion and produce a juicy, satisfying crunch when others bite into you. 2. Hourglass Women with hourglass bodies have well- defined waists, larger breasts and hips, and a terrifying fear that they will die when the sand runs out. 3. Ruler The \u201cruler\u201d shape means you have a thin physique with narrow shoulders and a large jeweled crown that betrays your royal heritage. 4. Kentucky This classic shape is curvy in all the right places: 36\u00b030\u2019 to 39\u00b009\u2019N, 81\u00b058\u2019 to 89\u00b034\u2019 W. 5. Your Mom You\u2019re going to look exactly like her when you get older.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1911"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1911"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1911\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2945,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1911\/revisions\/2945"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1911"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1911"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chicagoshadydealer.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1911"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}