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\u201cI thought it was mist rising from the sea,\u201d The confused group of Puritans ventured into the layer of cannabis fog only to find critically-acclaimed band Sweaty Nipples performing their single Chickensnake. Jane\u2019s Addiction frontman Perry Farrell first spotted the wondering crowd of Englishmen while warming up for his band\u2019s following set.<\/p>\n \u201cI didn\u2019t really think anything of it,\u201d said Farrell \tThe strangers quickly became adjusted to the culture surrounding the popular festival. Several festival goers claim to have seen one of the Pilgrims chasing a fan wearing a shirt depicting the band The Lizard Jesus.<\/p>\n \t\u201cHe looked completely freaking lit,\u201d \tA small sect of the estranged Brownists decided that they would start a colony in the middle of the festival grounds. Inspired by the music around them, they named the settlement Plymouth Rock. They began by disassembling the side stage where The Fray was performing. This caused a raucous outrage from band\u2019s devoted audience. The \t\u201cI had been waiting all year to see OneRepublic,\u201d said Jesse Baylor \t\u201cI can\u2019t believe they ruined the Snow Patrol concert,\u201d said Fred Rickert \t\u201cWho knew Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros were so violent By David North, 1620 Jan. 22, 2016 Earlier this week, a group of English separatists fled the hostile religious climate of Europe and happened upon the popular alternative rock music festival, Lollapalooza. The Calvinists were searching for a new frontier to observe their religious beliefs. They were shocked when they found a haze of smoke later identified as cannabis fumes. \u201cI thought it was mist rising from the sea,\u201d commented saidDegory, the navigator aboard the ship carrying the foreigners., \u201cIt was this all-consuming mirage. After we first penetrated it, there was no turning back.\u201d The confused group of Puritans ventured into the layer of cannabis fog only to find critically-acclaimed band Sweaty Nipples performing their single Chickensnake. Jane\u2019s Addiction frontman Perry Farrell first spotted the wondering crowd of Englishmen while warming up for his band\u2019s following set. \u201cI didn\u2019t really think anything of it,\u201d said Farrell., \u201cI just thought it was Mumford & Sons.\u201d The strangers quickly became adjusted to the culture surrounding the popular festival. Several festival goers claim to have seen one of the Pilgrims chasing a fan wearing a shirt depicting the band The Lizard Jesus. \u201cHe looked completely freaking lit,\u201d recalled passenger said Todd Barry while raising his Four Loko scepterer to his Slayer shirt., \u201cHe was chasing this guy around screaming \u2018heresy\u2019 and \u2018infidel\u2019 and we were cheering him on. It was so brutal. 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